WTF So I just dick'd my butt

Jehannum

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Every month. It's a ritual with minor information adjustments here and there.
We even look at charts showing humidity fluctuations. I think it's the same chart every meeting.
It's a perfect opportunity for Catchphrase bingo.
ISO requirements can be stupid. But really, it's our own fault since we created our own quality manual and policies.
nobody likes moist glue.
 
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Mud

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So, leaving work today, I noticed a fellow employee's car was keyed all to hell.
Someone went off all around it. Door to door, hood to trunk.
So, now I have to wonder about this guy.

A - Crazy ex?

B - He's an asshole with a crazy ex?

C - Disputed parking space?

D - Sleep vandalizing his own car out of guilt because he was an asshole to his crazy ex?
 

Domon

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Big ISO audit today.
So far they keep skipping me and picking on the younger inexperienced techs with their interrogation.
Good!!!!
I was on the other end of those for a while, being the auditor. Man i hate iso. I get it, but i still hate it.
 
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Mud

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I was on the other end of those for a while, being the auditor. Man i hate iso. I get it, but i still hate it.

Every 6 months.
17025 and 9001.
Not to mention internal and training audits and updates to our specs .
 

Mud

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Sometimes I wonder.
Am I really good at my job or are they just saying that because no one else wants to do it?
Just one of those days.
 
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Mikeawesome

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Awkward Season 3 GIF by The Office
 
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