WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[Strings]

Today's workplace discovery: an empty jar of caesar salad dressing, left in a garbage can that never gets emptied for months, will eventually ferment, build up pressure and explode.

Thankfully that happened over on the software side of the building but fuck, you can still smell a faint bit of it over here. Got the fire escape door wedged open to let some air through the place...

Plastic or glass?
Lid on the jar I would assume?

 

[fly]

Plastic or glass?
Lid on the jar I would assume?

Hopefully glass.

 

[gee]

Plastic or glass?
Lid on the jar I would assume?

Plastic jar of Renee's, with the lid on tight I guess.

 

[Jehannum]

Today's workplace discovery: an empty jar of caesar salad dressing, left in a garbage can that never gets emptied for months, will eventually ferment, build up pressure and explode.

Thankfully that happened over on the software side of the building but fuck, you can still smell a faint bit of it over here. Got the fire escape door wedged open to let some air through the place...

It's a little late for the Ides of March, isn't it?

 

[Strings]

Plastic jar of Renee's, with the lid on tight I guess.

Environmental conditions?
I might want to recreate this experiment in our lunchroom here.

 

[Jehannum]

They put an air filter into my lab. I guess they think I fart around in here too much.

It's not terribly effective as a fart filter.

 

[wetwillie]

They put an air filter into my lab. I guess they think I fart around in here too much.

It's not terribly effective as a fart filter.

They forgot the BF95 filter material.

 

[Jehannum]

They forgot the BF95 filter material.

More like BM95, since I had curry last night.

 

[wetwillie]

More like BM95, since I had curry last night.

BF - Big Foot.
BFBM95 PRO GRADE?

 

[wetwillie]

More like BM95, since I had curry last night.

I don't fart much. Hence my lack of participation in this thread. Nothing to repoot

 

[Jehannum]

BF - Big Foot.
BFBM95 PRO GRADE?

I defer to @Valve1138 when it comes to true PROFESSIONAL GRADE equipment.

Wouldn't want the filter to get eaten by a woodchuck, then get weeds growing through it, after all.

 

[Valve1138]

I defer to @Valve1138 when it comes to true PROFESSIONAL GRADE equipment.

Wouldn't want the filter to get eaten by a woodchuck, then get weeds growing through it, after all.

JEHANNUMGRADE OR GTFO

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

yer gonna have them filters clogged with fur in no time

 

[Strings]

Can't they just open a window or punch a hole in the roof. That gas both rises and falls.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Just invest in cases of lysol for everyone

 

[fly]

Just invest in cases of lysol for everyone

They need a clean area to blast @Jehannum with it every morning.

 

[gee]

maybe there's some kind of febreeze claymore they could set off in the lab

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

They should just put him in a hazmat suit and seal it shut.
Let him out of it at the end of the day, but he can only unzip it outside.

 

[wetwillie]

 

[Jehannum]

Can't they just open a window or punch a hole in the roof. That gas both rises and falls.

Nah, this is one of them labs in a windowless building where I'm not allowed to have a cell phone.