WTF So I just dick'd my butt

Every month. It's a ritual with minor information adjustments here and there.
We even look at charts showing humidity fluctuations. I think it's the same chart every meeting.
It's a perfect opportunity for Catchphrase bingo.
ISO requirements can be stupid. But really, it's our own fault since we created our own quality manual and policies.
nobody likes moist glue.
 
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So, leaving work today, I noticed a fellow employee's car was keyed all to hell.
Someone went off all around it. Door to door, hood to trunk.
So, now I have to wonder about this guy.

A - Crazy ex?

B - He's an asshole with a crazy ex?

C - Disputed parking space?

D - Sleep vandalizing his own car out of guilt because he was an asshole to his crazy ex?
 
Big ISO audit today.
So far they keep skipping me and picking on the younger inexperienced techs with their interrogation.
Good!!!!
I was on the other end of those for a while, being the auditor. Man i hate iso. I get it, but i still hate it.
 
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I was on the other end of those for a while, being the auditor. Man i hate iso. I get it, but i still hate it.

Every 6 months.
17025 and 9001.
Not to mention internal and training audits and updates to our specs .
 
Sometimes I wonder.
Am I really good at my job or are they just saying that because no one else wants to do it?
Just one of those days.
 
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Awkward Season 3 GIF by The Office
 
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Today's workplace discovery: an empty jar of caesar salad dressing, left in a garbage can that never gets emptied for months, will eventually ferment, build up pressure and explode.

Thankfully that happened over on the software side of the building but fuck, you can still smell a faint bit of it over here. Got the fire escape door wedged open to let some air through the place...