Go drink an Americano from Starbucks. That shit cleans me out from the teeth on back.Yaup sounds about right. So uncomfortable.
Sounds like someone is approaching that age where stuff changes and an occasional dose of psyllium-based fiber is needed.
Personally, I prefer Kroger orange flavored Metamucil knockoff, sugar free.
A couple times a week with that stuff, and you’ll have some bounce to your step.
(Something nasty withheld)
Practice makes perfect.I knew I could come to you old fogies for poop advice.
Who is the one full of shit in this thread, though?I knew I could come to you old fogies for poop advice.
Mix in a little shampoo for extra sparkle.
Bet you got the nastiest gas right now.I knew I could come to you old fogies for poop advice.
It's the pain pills causing this, not my age.Who is the one full of shit in this thread, though?
It's all that additional female plumbing. On the upside - this means your cooch is tighter than usual right now. Maybe a good banging would knock things loose.It's the pain pills causing this, not my age.
*hair flip*
It's all that additional female plumbing. On the upside - this means your cooch is tighter than usual right now. Maybe a good banging would knock things loose.
"That'll do, pig."it's @fly, so it would only knock the first 3 inches loose
It's the pain pills causing this, not my age.
*hair flip*
Stop taking the pain pills then.It's the pain pills causing this, not my age.
*hair flip*
oh yeah, go pick up some magnesium citrate, @APRIL.Seriously, consider the enema. Much more effective going in the bottom end where the problem is than dumping medication in the top end a mile upstream.
At least stay away from stimulant type laxatives. They'll make your muscles contract and force you to rip your own ass out moving a concrete log through it.
Doing it the other way softens up the log first.