have you considered fracking?I need him to break up the chunks!
have you considered fracking?I need him to break up the chunks!
Shirley they own a turkey baster.have you considered fracking?
meh. IF they have one it will never be used again for cooking. Fly doesn't cook any recipe twice.That poor turkey.
Uhh.... For real?That's what I meant. It's no big deal, did it for my previous(late) wife for 20 months every day. Slip in finger at slight angle so you don't poke the turd(band name!), hook out a walnut of turd, repeat as necessary. Usually there is a plug and then it's, "They've released the KRaken, RUN!!!!!"
Yes, my wife died of a grade 4 glioblastoma brain tumor. Good lady, great mom and wife. Mercifully, she didn't know who any of us where the last year of her life. At meal times I effectuated her father's Greek accent - rest of the time I wore a white lab coat while taking care of her. Kept her home until the very end. Yes I am nucking futs but I am consistent. I think the experience broke something. Not sure why I shared that. Must be the booze.Uhh.... For real?
I pooped 3 times today.I haven't pooped since 8/20/2019 around noon.
So, you had a Cue-burt CUe-burt in the bottom pocket.I think I’ve told the cue ball turd story here.
After a surgery, on my knee with one leg in the cage, cue ball turd peeking out. Had to pry it out, bare fingered. That motherfucker was the actual size of a cue ball. I’m a skinny bastard. Some of you may be okay with turds that circumference, but not daddy.
Bittersweet man. I read it a couple of times. Couldn't tell whether to be sad about the situation or laugh about the way you handled it. Classic Ed.Yes, my wife died of a grade 4 glioblastoma brain tumor. Good lady, great mom and wife. Mercifully, she didn't know who any of us where the last year of her life. At meal times I effectuated her father's Greek accent - rest of the time I wore a white lab coat while taking care of her. Kept her home until the very end. Yes I am nucking futs but I am consistent. I think the experience broke something. Not sure why I shared that. Must be the booze.
I did eat 5 pounds of broccoli yesterday. I do at least once a week. And the beans, good lord the beans.same-same. Veggies FTW!
I cried almost every damn day, couldn't talk about it for a long time. Looking back I'm glad I could be there. DId right by her, right by my kids, it didn't kill me. Few regrets. Shit happens.Bittersweet man. I read it a couple of times. Couldn't tell whether to be sad about the situation or laugh about the way you handled it. Classic Ed.
Been cucumbers and tomatoes with hummus for lunches, beans and stuff for dinner, skipping breakfast. Down 14 pounds in about 14 days. Another 14 and I'll be back in fighting fit. Shitting like an ape. 3-4 X a day.I did eat 5 pounds of broccoli yesterday. I do at least once a week. And the beans, good lord the beans.
You're one of the good ones.I cried almost every damn day, couldn't talk about it for a long time. Looking back I'm glad I could be there. DId right by her, right by my kids, it didn't kill me. Few regrets. Shit happens.
You are a good husband.Yes, my wife died of a grade 4 glioblastoma brain tumor. Good lady, great mom and wife. Mercifully, she didn't know who any of us where the last year of her life. At meal times I effectuated her father's Greek accent - rest of the time I wore a white lab coat while taking care of her. Kept her home until the very end. Yes I am nucking futs but I am consistent. I think the experience broke something. Not sure why I shared that. Must be the booze.
Day three, no bowel movement. Omg.