FYI Pewp in this thread when you're pewpin

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

eat more broccoli

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Industrial

 

[Immigrant]

One ply TP sucks, regardless of roll size.

 

[OOD]

One ply TP sucks, regardless of roll size.

When you fold 1ply in half it becomes 2ply.

 

[OOD]

 

[HipHugHer]

Ever call a number on a bathroom wall? I did once.


To tell them their number was on a bathroom wall. I marked it out for them.

 

[Immigrant]

When you fold 1ply in half it becomes 2ply.

No it doesn’t. It becomes doubled one ply. Not the same.

 

[OOD]

No it doesn’t. It becomes doubled one ply. Not the same.

You've let tp marketing brainwash you, sir.

 

[Immigrant]

You've let tp marketing brainwash you, sir.

Wipe your ass another fifteen thousand times and we’ll talk.

 

[OOD]

Wipe your ass another fifteen thousand times and we’ll talk.

Who hurt you?

 

[nukes]

Who hurt you?

Which time?

 

[wetwillie]

Top'O the Turd to ya! Looks like my veggies are done.

 

[APRIL]

I haven't pooped since 8/20/2019 around noon.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

If I wen 2 days without poopin Id be getting worried

 

[wetwillie]

I haven't pooped since 8/20/2019 around noon.

Sounds like "digital extraction" time. Tell fly to grab some lube and man up. His dislike for physical media be damned!

 

[APRIL]

If I wen 2 days without poopin Id be getting worried

I've taken stool softener and a laxative... nothing. I'm @Maureen potato-pregnant bloated right now.

 

[APRIL]

Sounds like "digital extraction" time. Tell fly to grab some lube and man up. His dislike for physical media be damned!

I need him to break up the chunks!

 

[wetwillie]

I need him to break up the chunks!

That's what I meant. It's no big deal, did it for my previous(late) wife for 20 months every day. Slip in finger at slight angle so you don't poke the turd(band name!), hook out a walnut of turd, repeat as necessary. Usually there is a plug and then it's, "They've released the KRaken, RUN!!!!!"

 

[HipHugHer]

You're a good man, Eddie.

 

[wetwillie]

You're a good man, Eddie.

t.y. yeah, yeah, I'm always getting roped into some shitty job.

Would you shake my hand?