FYI Pewp in this thread when you're pewpin

[Jehannum]

I'm just trying to get her to stick foreign objects in her butt.

@fly isn't an @Immigrant though.

 

[APRIL]

Stop taking the pain pills then.

I just did today.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Day three, no bowel movement. Omg.

Go drink more bacon grease.

 

[nukes]

I already pooped in the gear thread.
Couldn't wait for this shit.

 

[Jehannum]

Hey @APRIL, I'm poopin' RIGHT NOW.

 

[wetwillie]

It all sank - fiber levels must have been good yesterday.

 

[APRIL]

Hey @APRIL, I'm poopin' RIGHT NOW.

Ha, I'm good now. Just needed 24hours off pain pills. Whew those things are cruel.

 

[wetwillie]

Ha, I'm good now. Just needed 24hours off pain pills. Whew those things are cruel.

Now you need some lidocaine for your busted burt.

 

[OOD]

When I was a kid I would poop about once a week.

 

[HipHugHer]

Man one time we were doing the dirt work for this fancy clubhouse/little private marina/boat launch type thing that was perched on a maybe 80-100 foot cliff out at the lake.

Still had the runny cheap beer shits from the night before. Pulled the excavator over by the edge and spun it to block the view from the rich people's houses up the hill.

The trajectory and velocity was AMAZING!
Should have filmed it.

 

[APRIL]

When I was a kid I would poop about once a week.

Same here.

 

[HipHugHer]

No wonder y'all are weird. Got shit backed all the way up to the brain.

 

[Frau Blugher]

My old man gave his dog an aggravated finger enema on the front lawn in full view of everyone .
It was a success .
The pooch was thankful , afterwards .

 

[Jehannum]

Ha, I'm good now. Just needed 24hours off pain pills. Whew those things are cruel.

Did you take the mag citrate anyway?

 

[APRIL]

Did you take the mag citrate anyway?

Nope, too much work to go to the store. lol

 

[wetwillie]

Nope, too much work to go to the store. lol

Maybe put some on the shopping list. It lasts foreva.

 

[APRIL]

Maybe put some on the shopping list. It lasts foreva.

I very rarely take pain pills so meh. lol

 

[adi]

Yes, my wife died of a grade 4 glioblastoma brain tumor. Good lady, great mom and wife. Mercifully, she didn't know who any of us where the last year of her life. At meal times I effectuated her father's Greek accent - rest of the time I wore a white lab coat while taking care of her. Kept her home until the very end. Yes I am nucking futs but I am consistent. I think the experience broke something. Not sure why I shared that. Must be the booze.

youre a better man than i am eddie baba big hug

 

[wetwillie]

I very rarely take pain pills so meh. lol

No-shit happens. We're talking about $2 of insurance. *Actually tastes almost decent with clear liquors How's that for a sales pitch?

 

[Jehannum]

Maybe put some on the shopping list. It lasts foreva.

You weren't supposed to tell her that. I wanted her to chug the whole bottle in one shot and then shit for a day and a half.