FYI Pewp in this thread when you're pewpin

wetwille

Butt Hamster
May 24, 2018
13,451
15,464
323
60
Mid MIchigan
Marklar
₥53,753.48
Marklar
M53,753
Was out shopping, was inspired to song by Charmin Mega Rolls. With a little help from Sir Mix-a-Lot

This wipes bad butts and you cannot lie,
Those other brands can't comply.
When a messy turd comes down the track,
you want Charmin in your crack.

No doody on your hands,
Or smelling up your private glands,
So take a big hit off the Mega Roll,
And work it around that hole.

CHarmin wipes cracks(clean that booty)
From front to back(2 ply that doody)
CHarmin wipes cracks
~
Then nature called and I had to use their cheap ass Scotts 1 ply. FFS.
 

HipHugHer

Looks like Ted Nugent, Smells like Sasquatch
Apr 18, 2016
26,460
39,303
673
78
Marklar
₥89,643.86
Marklar
M89,644
I remember once seeing some TP commercial where they used it and a lesser brand to wipe a bead of toothpaste off a forearm.

Best TP ad ever. Actually showed some kind of function/performance quality.
 

Frau Blugher

Eddie owes me one.
Apr 26, 2016
9,064
14,977
273
52
Marklar
₥31,244.05
Marklar
M31,244
People think living in Scotland is all beautiful rolling hills and friendly patter when in reality it’s a junkie shouting ‘ye goin for a shite hen?’ at me because i’m carrying a 16 roll pack of toilet roll .
 
  • Haha
Reactions: nukes

Immigrant

full of tales of hot tail
Apr 26, 2016
10,893
17,347
323
58
Marklar
₥43,313.59
Marklar
M43,314
When my roomie got home from work yesterday he had dinner then proceeded to open his new guitar.

Suddenly, before he could even get started, much like a tweaker scoring a sack, number two made an urgent arrival.

It was funny at the time.
 

nukes

I Eat Buttholes Raw
Apr 15, 2016
41,516
51,419
1,173
Here
www.upyourassnotmine.com
Marklar
₥123,212.93
Marklar
M123,213
People think living in Scotland is all beautiful rolling hills and friendly patter when in reality it’s a junkie shouting ‘ye goin for a shite hen?’ at me because i’m carrying a 16 roll pack of toilet roll .
Recently found out that I'm half Scottish.
Haggis!
 

Mr. Asa

Extra Medium Tedium
Sep 27, 2012
47,367
20,114
473
Tampa-ish
Marklar
₥61,341.03
Marklar
M61,341
Steam
asastang
One good thing about the hurricane, I'm no longer on the same poop schedule as the guy at work that took the stall I liked.

For weeks I'd head in and see that he was in my stall. Now I get to poo where I'm comfortable.
 

Valve1138

I eat my own poo with a spoon
Oct 19, 2004
39,121
14,248
823
South Harmon Institute of Technology
Marklar
₥60,275.54
Marklar
M60,276
One good thing about the hurricane, I'm no longer on the same poop schedule as the guy at work that took the stall I liked.

For weeks I'd head in and see that he was in my stall. Now I get to poo where I'm comfortable.
You’re stall?

Round these parts we don’t call them Johns. We call them jehannum’s

K
 
Last edited: