Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 May 18, 2023 #3,721 I think RoboCop should be considered a transformer, and renamed Stoptimus Crime.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 May 18, 2023 #3,722 I want to hear ninety-nine men sing "Africa" by Toto. It's something that one hundred men or more could never do
I want to hear ninety-nine men sing "Africa" by Toto. It's something that one hundred men or more could never do
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 May 19, 2023 #3,723 To get 100 mathematicians into a room where only 99 fit, you have to carry the one.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 May 19, 2023 #3,724 My grandmother took her driving test and passed. My condolences to the proctor's family.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 May 22, 2023 #3,725 If you want to sell your chess set, the best place to do so is the pawn shop. Reactions: fly
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 May 22, 2023 #3,726 I gave the hero in Zelda a bunch of sugar and then let him run around. He first turned blue, then purple. He was a hyperlink. Reactions: fly
I gave the hero in Zelda a bunch of sugar and then let him run around. He first turned blue, then purple. He was a hyperlink.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 May 23, 2023 #3,727 Forest Gump is a part of Gen-A.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 May 23, 2023 #3,728 How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? Wave.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 May 23, 2023 #3,729 If I had a nickel for every bread joke I made, I'd have a pun per nickel.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 May 24, 2023 #3,730 The fried rice can't stay still because it's in the mood for a wok.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 May 24, 2023 #3,731 the scariest plant is bam-BOO!
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 May 24, 2023 #3,732 A woman in the supermarket tried to steal romaine, croutons, parmesan cheese, and anchovies. I yelled "Seize her salad!"
A woman in the supermarket tried to steal romaine, croutons, parmesan cheese, and anchovies. I yelled "Seize her salad!"
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 May 24, 2023 #3,733 I know of a Vietnamese place that hires people to make the restaurant seem more busy. It's a real Pho queue for the actual customers. Reactions: fly
I know of a Vietnamese place that hires people to make the restaurant seem more busy. It's a real Pho queue for the actual customers.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 May 26, 2023 #3,734 What stands in a field and goes "oooooooo"? A cow with no lips.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 May 26, 2023 #3,735 The instrument an angler is naturally good at is the castanet.
tre fly gave me a handjob for marklar Oct 15, 2004 27,928 21,701 823 igloo Marklar ₥24,984 May 28, 2023 #3,736 Reactions: fly
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 May 28, 2023 #3,737 A one L Lama is a holy man. A two L llama is an animal. A three L Lama is a big fire in Boston. Reactions: fly
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 May 30, 2023 #3,738 The king of all school supplies is the ruler.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 May 30, 2023 #3,739 A police officer just rang my doorbell and told me that my dogs were chasing kids on bikes. It's ridiculous, my dogs don't even know how to ride bikes. Reactions: fly
A police officer just rang my doorbell and told me that my dogs were chasing kids on bikes. It's ridiculous, my dogs don't even know how to ride bikes.
gee Finally a new goddamn title Sep 29, 2012 17,140 18,916 473 Halifax Marklar ₥35,638 May 30, 2023 #3,740 Made a joke on zoom earlier but nobody laughed. Turns out I'm not even remotely funny. Reactions: fly