Bad Jokes

[Jehannum]

I think RoboCop should be considered a transformer, and renamed Stoptimus Crime.

 

[Jehannum]

I want to hear ninety-nine men sing "Africa" by Toto. It's something that one hundred men or more could never do

 

[Jehannum]

To get 100 mathematicians into a room where only 99 fit, you have to carry the one.

 

[Jehannum]

My grandmother took her driving test and passed.

My condolences to the proctor's family.

 

[Jehannum]

If you want to sell your chess set, the best place to do so is the pawn shop.

 

[Jehannum]

I gave the hero in Zelda a bunch of sugar and then let him run around. He first turned blue, then purple.

He was a hyperlink.

 

[Jehannum]

Forest Gump is a part of Gen-A.

 

[Jehannum]

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?

Wave.

 

[Jehannum]

If I had a nickel for every bread joke I made, I'd have a pun per nickel.

 

[Jehannum]

The fried rice can't stay still because it's in the mood for a wok.

 

[Jehannum]

the scariest plant is bam-BOO!

 

[Jehannum]

A woman in the supermarket tried to steal romaine, croutons, parmesan cheese, and anchovies.

I yelled "Seize her salad!"

 

[Jehannum]

I know of a Vietnamese place that hires people to make the restaurant seem more busy.

It's a real Pho queue for the actual customers.

 

[Jehannum]

What stands in a field and goes "oooooooo"?

A cow with no lips.

 

[Jehannum]

The instrument an angler is naturally good at is the castanet.

 

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[Jehannum]

A one L Lama is a holy man.
A two L llama is an animal.
A three L Lama is a big fire in Boston.

 

[Jehannum]

The king of all school supplies is the ruler.

 

[Jehannum]

A police officer just rang my doorbell and told me that my dogs were chasing kids on bikes.

It's ridiculous, my dogs don't even know how to ride bikes.

 

[gee]

Made a joke on zoom earlier but nobody laughed.

Turns out I'm not even remotely funny.