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Puts the "pro" in procrastination
I think RoboCop should be considered a transformer, and renamed Stoptimus Crime.
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
I want to hear ninety-nine men sing "Africa" by Toto. It's something that one hundred men or more could never do
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
To get 100 mathematicians into a room where only 99 fit, you have to carry the one.
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
My grandmother took her driving test and passed.
My condolences to the proctor's family.
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
If you want to sell your chess set, the best place to do so is the pawn shop.
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
I gave the hero in Zelda a bunch of sugar and then let him run around. He first turned blue, then purple.
He was a hyperlink.
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Forest Gump is a part of Gen-A.
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?
Wave.
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
If I had a nickel for every bread joke I made, I'd have a pun per nickel.
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
The fried rice can't stay still because it's in the mood for a wok.
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
the scariest plant is bam-BOO!
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
A woman in the supermarket tried to steal romaine, croutons, parmesan cheese, and anchovies.
I yelled "Seize her salad!"
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
I know of a Vietnamese place that hires people to make the restaurant seem more busy.
It's a real Pho queue for the actual customers.
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
What stands in a field and goes "oooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
The instrument an angler is naturally good at is the castanet.
fly gave me a handjob for marklar
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
A one L Lama is a holy man.
A two L llama is an animal.
A three L Lama is a big fire in Boston.
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
The king of all school supplies is the ruler.
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
A police officer just rang my doorbell and told me that my dogs were chasing kids on bikes.
It's ridiculous, my dogs don't even know how to ride bikes.
Finally a new goddamn title
Made a joke on zoom earlier but nobody laughed.
Turns out I'm not even remotely funny.