I have kleptomania.
Sometimes, when it gets really bad, I TAKE SOMETHING FOR IT.
A dog goes into a bar with a gun and a sling.
The bartender says, "We don't serve dogs here"
The dog says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw".
You mean short enough for @Darth Handsome to read?Blonde Jokes, yay.
Two blondes fall down a hole. One says "It's dark in here isn't it?
The other replies "I don't know, I can't see".
How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
Knock on the door.
Blonde jokes = Jokes short enough for men to understand.
Darth finds this capricious and arbitrary.You mean short enough for @Darth Handsome to read?
It's like we don't even need him.Look at me ma, im making Darth jokes without Darth.
Exactly.It's like we don't even need him.