Bad Jokes

[Petunia]

I LOLd

 

[Jehannum]

Where did Noah keep bees?

IN THE ARK HIVES.

 

[tre]

Where did Noah keep bees?

IN THE ARK HIVES.

that's enough internet for you today.

 

[thintoast]

If I smashed a bee in my hand, what would I have in my eye?

BEAUTY, BECAUSE BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEE HOLDER.

 

[Strings]

Child: Mommy, I don't want to see Grandma.
Mom: Shut up and dig.

 

[Duke]

 

[Floptical]

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, just don't ask me how they got in there.

 

[adi]

Bad band names?? ok?? ok!!
The bar studs.

 

[thintoast]

The Wallflowers.

 

[fly]

Who do frogs put on their propaganda posters?

Rosie the Ribeter

 

[Duke]

Who do frogs put on their propaganda posters?

Rosie the Ribeter

Well now we know who was hanging out at the day care center this week

 

[Jehannum]

When you're cold, find a corner.

THEY'RE USUALLY 90°

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

When you're cold, find a corner.

THEY'RE USUALLY 90°

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo

 

[Jehannum]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo

Oh come on, that was almost ACUTE joke.

 

[Jehannum]

Am I RIGHT, folks?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Jehannum]

Who built King Arthur's round table?

SIR CUMFERENCE.

 

[Strings]

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs and one eye patch?

Names...

 

[Darth Handsome]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo

I typically use the term "Groansville".

 

[Jehannum]

Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?

CLASSICAL CONDITIONING.