Still, she liked, "Sparty, no!", as well.Go blue!
Why can't a sidewalk be 3 feet long?
BECAUSE THEN IT'D BE A YARD.
OK then I can give a childhood one.Why can't a sidewalk be 3 feet long?
BECAUSE THEN IT'D BE A YARD.
OK then I can give a childhood one.
What did the wall say to the floor?
MEET YOU AT THE CORNER.
What did the rug say to the floor?
STICK 'EM UP, I GOT YOU COVERED!
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
The cow fell in the mud.
How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ten. One to screw it in, 9 to watch, shake their heads, and say "i can do that better..."