Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
I just wish to point out, this is not considered normal behavior in Florida.
Well, maybe in Miami.
I think its acceptable in most max security prisons too
I just wish to point out, this is not considered normal behavior in Florida.
Well, maybe in Miami.
There is nothing wrong with a dude touching your butthole. It wasn't like he was fingering me, just checking my shave job...
Overweight, middle aged black man seeks woman to break his statistical virginity. Must be the following:
* breathing
Bonuses are:
* v*gina
* into painting figurines
* custom 24 sided dice
* costumes
There is nothing wrong with a dude touching your butthole. It wasn't like he was fingering me, just checking my shave job...
It wasn't me, it was a goat!
That goat better keep his hooves off my man meat.