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Overweight, middle aged black man seeks woman to break his statistical virginity. Must be the following:
* breathing

Bonuses are:
* v*gina
* into painting figurines
* custom 24 sided dice
* costumes


Lies!

she must have vagine and be fluent in netspeak for roflles
 
It's only gay if the balls touch.

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