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[JAXvillain]

put a red and white striped hat on him and you have waldo

 

[fly]

i don't want them to wear the same thing as me

 

[theacoustician]

I'm kinda disturbed that I had like 4 different ones written about me and they are all more or less accurate.

 

[kiwi]

Male seeking big busted female, fake or real, who is willing to give blow jobs while he plays video games.

 

[JAXvillain]

Male seeking big busted female, fake or real, who is willing to give blow jobs while he plays video games.

you just described 1/2 the planet

 

[Duke]

you just described 1/2 the planet

And the other half doesn't have electricity.

 

[theacoustician]

Male seeking big busted female, real, no fakes, who is willing to give blow jobs while he plays video games.

fixed for perfection

 

[kiwi]

fixed for perfection

Eh, the person I was writing it for doesn't really care.

I could add, "wilingness to have lesbian sex with my wife a bonus."

 

[Shalimar]

And the other half doesn't have electricity.

naw, we just don't play video games.

 

[Duke]

Seeking: SWF - 24-34. 'Hot Schoolteacher/librarian' look w/ Sarah Palin glasses. Embraces the 'I've got the looks, you've got the brains, lets make lots of money' attitude. Penchant for law breaking a plus but not required. Willing to make me look better than I deserve when out in public while keeping me in line when not out in public. Understands that it is the geek, not the meek, whom will inherit the earth. Not concerned with asthetics outside of furnishing and decorating the lair. Must be willing to say 'He is my Bill Gates project' to any who ask how we manage to stay together.

 

[simple]

dude seeking dude for dude-on-dude doodie

I almost made the exact same post earlier

 

[Dharma1521]

I almost made the exact same post earlier

And we have a match.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

And we have a match.

Theyve already touched eachothers buttholes so it was bound to happen

 

[fly]

I almost made the exact same post earlier

Well that's frightening

 

[JAXvillain]

And we have a match.

elpmis touched his butthole years ago...we already knew this

edit: dammit, b10

 

[Dharma1521]

elpmis touched his butthole years ago...we already knew this

edit: dammit, b10

I am so aware of the story.

 

[fly]

There is nothing wrong with a dude touching your butthole. It wasn't like he was fingering me, just checking my shave job...

 

[JAXvillain]

omg

 

[kiwi]

There is nothing wrong with a dude touching your butthole. It wasn't like he was fingering me, just checking my shave job...

The funniest part is you thinking this is normal and ok.

 

[Duke]

I just wish to point out, this is not considered normal behavior in Florida.

Well, maybe in Miami.