30/F/RNO- Looking for submissive geeks for nerdy pleasure. You must be slightly insane, as I am not 100% right in the head myself. Must be willing to cook, clean, paint my toenails, brush my hair, and tell me how “perfect” I am. You will put up with my insane babble, for most of the time I make no sense. When I make no sense you will nod and agree with me as if you understand. You will accept my flirtatious nature and be understanding of any potential one night stands with women that I may have.
When I am bitchy you will find any excuse why I am bitchy, accept this and understand that I will be a bitch. I reserve the right to bitch as you sit there with a blank stare and take the verbal beating in which I feel you so rightfully deserve. But no worries, this does not occur often.
You must like farts and find them amusing. Absolutely must love RPG, the SCI_FI channel, anything SCI-FI related, Renaissance Fairs, Jousting, Sword fights on a cloudy day, rolling in the mud, and bubble baths with whiz poppers jetting the tub. I want you to be intelligent, over 5’8, dark eyes, dark hair…or no hair with facial hair. You must wear glasses because without you’ll be blind and much better off when you meet me. You must have a serious love for Star Wars, Lord of the Rings and any movies by Guillermo del Toro. BOOKS! You MUST love to read, there are no exceptions on this. You will love music, of all kinds.
About my physical self/health: 5’8, blue eyes, and Auburn hair (but this changes often, due to boredom). I am of average build, 147 lbs, my measurements are 37-28-37. I am certifiably insane.
Email me a short description of yourself and send a picture if interested.