Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
I should have left him alone and gone to McDonalds. I knew it.it was probably your cooking
I should have left him alone and gone to McDonalds. I knew it.it was probably your cooking
it was probably your cooking
huzzah, everything downstairs is now a delightfully festive browner shade of brown.
As soon as he’s feeling better make him scrub everything. Carpets, walls, doors.He, about 2 hours ago, horked the pepto I gave him up all over his floor, and proceeded to ignore it, and not tell me about it.
I'm about to stick this kid in a fuckin' inflatable pool in the yard if he keeps that shit up.
You can’t?Its a real shame that after a certain age you cant just drop them off at an orphanage and drive away
Thats what Im toldYou can’t?
Its a real shame that after a certain age you cant just drop them off at an orphanage and drive away
Its a real shame that after a certain age you cant just drop them off at an orphanage and drive away
only 25 more to go!I did it guys!!!!!! I got a kid all the way to being an adult.
I did it guys!!!!!! I got a kid all the way to being an adult.
yeah she didn't stick her arms or legs out too much (except when she was punching/kicking my cervix from the inside), it was like 99% shaking her bunsthat isnt even that bumpy. The ones where you can actively see the outline of a foot are the weirdest
Gabe and Allie are jumping schools. The charter school served us well when we lived in the ghetto. Whitewater Academy would have eaten them alive.
New city, new tax bracket, we now qualify for the 9th top rated middle school in North Carolina. Whoo hoo. It's 12 miles closer. I guarantee I'll still have car rider line road rage. J/K. I'm all better now.