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kiwi

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The second kid got his learners today. Now I have to teach him to drive and before he gets his license the third kid will likely have his learners.

This is the year I go gray from stress.
 

Jehannum

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The second kid got his learners today. Now I have to teach him to drive and before he gets his license the third kid will likely have his learners.

This is the year I go gray from stress.
You're already blonde though, so you can just blame it on sunbleaching.
 

Jehannum

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Got the kids some mocha lattes on the way back from swim practice this morning (I got my usual large black coffee), and now they're downstairs behaving like this:

beavis and butthead mike jude GIF


I'm glad they're off to summer school in like 20 minutes.
 
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Jehannum

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Luca finally decided what they wanted for doing well in the 7th grade, a starter set for D&D. So, I dusted off my old books and traded them in on shiny new stuff (I figure my monster manual and DM guide from the '90s isn't going to work as well together with the fresh new set). Got the "Essentials kit", a new Monster Manual, a new DM guide, a couple "young adult" campaigns, and a dice tower.

They all rolled up some new characters yesterday afternoon, but it's been a minute for me, so I'm still coming up to speed.
 

fly

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Luca finally decided what they wanted for doing well in the 7th grade, a starter set for D&D. So, I dusted off my old books and traded them in on shiny new stuff (I figure my monster manual and DM guide from the '90s isn't going to work as well together with the fresh new set). Got the "Essentials kit", a new Monster Manual, a new DM guide, a couple "young adult" campaigns, and a dice tower.

They all rolled up some new characters yesterday afternoon, but it's been a minute for me, so I'm still coming up to speed.
That's fucking awesome.
 

Domon

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Luca finally decided what they wanted for doing well in the 7th grade, a starter set for D&D. So, I dusted off my old books and traded them in on shiny new stuff (I figure my monster manual and DM guide from the '90s isn't going to work as well together with the fresh new set). Got the "Essentials kit", a new Monster Manual, a new DM guide, a couple "young adult" campaigns, and a dice tower.

They all rolled up some new characters yesterday afternoon, but it's been a minute for me, so I'm still coming up to speed.
Man, we need a UF D&D group. Kiwi's husband runs a campaign for their family, peanut and I would love to play, you're playing with your family now too. When i ran a super lite web-campaign thread here a while back even petunia played.
 
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fly

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Man, we need a UF D&D group. Kiwi's husband runs a campaign for their family, peanut and I would love to play, you're playing with your family now too. When i ran a super lite web-campaign thread here a while back even petunia played.
Holy shit I'd love this.
 

dbzeag

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I am totally in for a D&D UF group.
 

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