Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Half the carpet tiles in my cube have peeled up. I've put in requests to get them glued back down and have been met with savage indifference and apathy from building maintenance.
I don't really hate it, I like how my chair rolls around, but its gotta look bad.
One place I worked, the ceiling leaked right over a guys computer
Maintenance was called, and their solution was to tape a trash bag to the tile area around the leak, with a hose that went to a bucket on the floor
We called it his ceiling colostomy bag
It stayed there for most of year until the fixed the roof