WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[Mr. Argumentor]

I never get to go anywhere good
they dont put oilwells in fun places

Same. Something about explosions and population centers

 

[Jehannum]

Supervisor went to Oslo the other week.

The asshole

who tf are we dropping bombs on in Oslo? I thought we only bombed shithole countries.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

who tf are we dropping bombs on in Oslo? I thought we only bombed shithole countries.

Joint partner thingie. Tests of certain components going to both countries

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Ever get a project from your boss/supervisor, you listen to them for 20 minutes, ask questions and take notes, then spend the next hour talking to everyone else in the office to figure out what the hell he wants you to do because none of the notes make sense?

 

[Valve1138]

Ever get a project from your boss/supervisor, you listen to them for 20 minutes, ask questions and take notes, then spend the next hour talking to everyone else in the office to figure out what the hell he wants you to do because none of the notes make sense?

Sounds like a boss who has a degree in "IT Administration" but calls the computer the "hard drive".

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Sounds like a boss who has a degree in "IT Administration" but calls the computer the "hard drive".

Nah, he's usually on the ball, but he's swamped today and I think that in two sections of the discussion he switched components inadvertently. I'll need to verify when he gets back in tomorrow, but I've got enough to start on it I think.

 

[Floptical]

Ever get a project from your boss/supervisor, you listen to them for 20 minutes, ask questions and take notes, then spend the next hour talking to everyone else in the office to figure out what the hell he wants you to do because none of the notes make sense?

that's a daily occurrence

 

[Valve1138]

Fuck working for the man.

 

[APRIL]

Fuck working for the man.

Work for the woman, amirite?!

 

[HipHugHer]

Ever get a project from your boss/supervisor, you listen to them for 20 minutes, ask questions and take notes, then spend the next hour talking to everyone else in the office to figure out what the hell he wants you to do because none of the notes make sense?

Got a sound recorder app on your phone? Most come with one.

 

[HipHugHer]

If it's a security thing, ask first. Just say look man, I don't want to miss any details and end up bugging you for them later.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Got a sound recorder app on your phone? Most come with one.

Note taking ability wasn't the issue. Content of discussion was. Got garbled from the source

 

[Valve1138]

Work for the woman, amirite?!

Not you. Ewwwwww

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Half the carpet tiles in my cube have peeled up. I've put in requests to get them glued back down and have been met with savage indifference and apathy from building maintenance.

I don't really hate it, I like how my chair rolls around, but its gotta look bad.

 

[Jehannum]

Half the carpet tiles in my cube have peeled up. I've put in requests to get them glued back down and have been met with savage indifference and apathy from building maintenance.

I don't really hate it, I like how my chair rolls around, but its gotta look bad.

I think this is a job for @Strings

 

[Strings]

I think this is a job for @Strings

5 mils of high tack rubber adhesive and it shouldn't be a problem anymore.

 

[nukes]

5 mils of high tack rubber adhesive and it shouldn't be a problem anymore.

GENIUS!

 

[fly]

5 mils of high tack rubber adhesive and it shouldn't be a problem anymore.

Yes, I suggest sniffing it, and then you won't care.

 

[Strings]

Yes, I suggest sniffing it, and then you won't care.

In that case I recommend a solvent base adhesive. 3M has a wonderful aroma like no one else in the business.

 

[nukes]

1 glue sniffing joke per day, everyone knows the rules.