WTF So I just dick'd my butt

fly said:
Try replacing the antidepressants with microdosing psylocibin. If you have a therapist, almost all of them are aware of it. When @APRIL told hers, the chick was like, "You're like the fourth patient this month to tell me about this."
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This shit right here. I don't know if it's placebo effect or what, but after a few weeks of use I feel mentally healthier. I tried a handful of anti-depressants and had bad side effects, the psylocibin was zero side effects.
 
APRIL said:
This shit right here. I don't know if it's placebo effect or what, but after a few weeks of use I feel mentally healthier. I tried a handful of anti-depressants and had bad side effects, the psylocibin was zero side effects.
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Rich people with therapists. I just cry in my car in the dark.
 
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So I sat in a job interview day for a position we're filling at work.

Interviewing a candidate for an electronics design job.

Dude's also a professional musician. Someone asks him to compare his musical accomplishments to his electrical accomplishments and what he's more proud of, what the fuck does he say? "Well, nobody's ever given me a blowjob for a good electronics design"

I'm still fucking dumbfounded.
 
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gee said:
So I sat in a job interview day for a position we're filling at work.

Interviewing a candidate for an electronics design job.

Dude's also a professional musician. Someone asks him to compare his musical accomplishments to his electrical accomplishments and what he's more proud of, what the fuck does he say? "Well, nobody's ever given me a blowjob for a good electronics design"

I'm still fucking dumbfounded.
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I was interviewing a guy the other day who couldn't tell me the difference between a set, list, and map, and also couldn't tell me the difference between a thread and fork.

He knew all about fuckin' docker, kubernetes, helm, and shit, but get right down to the CS bits, and he was clueless.

Sad.
 
Like I've done probably a couple dozen interviews over the years, between new department hires and co-op students and whatever.

And there's been times where people have been hopefully unqualified or unprepared or whatever. And I get the odd person who's way too overconfident. But I've never heard someone make a blowjob joke in an interview until today...
 
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Like I've done probably a couple dozen interviews over the years, between new department hires and co-op students and whatever.

And there's been times where people have been hopefully unqualified or unprepared or whatever. And I get the odd person who's way too overconfident. But I've never heard someone make a blowjob joke in an interview until today...
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Ever gotten a "your mom" joke?
 
Petunia said:
last time i took shrooms was when i was 18 or 19 and i tripped out

that’s a feeling i will not fuck with. like i can’t see the fun or the purpose is feeling out of control or having hallucinations
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Eww no, it's not for tripping. It's microdosing so you feel nothing. There are studies that are showing that the chemical psyilicibin in mushrooms help "remap" the brain in healthy ways.

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Clinical potential of psilocybin as a treatment for mental health conditions

Psilocybin, a classic hallucinogen, is a chemical produced by more than 100 species of mushrooms worldwide. It has high affinity for several serotonin receptors, including 5-HT[1A] , 5-HT[2A] , and 5-HT[2C] , located in numerous areas of the brain, including ...
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www.hopkinsmedicine.org

Johns Hopkins Center for Psychedelic and Consciousness Research

The Johns Hopkins Center for Psychedelic and Consciousness Research is leading the way in exploring innovative treatments using psilocybin.
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Another one that is having good results is Ketamine.

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Ketamine for the treatment of mental health and substance use disorders: comprehensive systematic review

In the past two decades, subanaesthetic doses of ketamine have been demonstrated to have rapid and sustained antidepressant effects, and accumulating research has demonstrated ketamine's therapeutic effects for a range of psychiatric conditions.In light ...
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