Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Got nominated for an "Employee Recognition Award" at work. Dunno by who, they're clearly not familiar with my body of work.
WTF So I just dick'd my butt
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Got a call today from Saturday dispatch. They wanted to know what happened to the 4 gallons of paint I took upstate to the Sherwin Williams. "I tendered it as reported" said I. "They're saying you didn't..."
"Really bro? Because I followed protocol and obtained a signature, took a site pic, and obtained a first and last name of the Sherwin Williams-ite whom grabbed the box from me. .."
"Oh. It was Andrew Gonzalez..."
Bro do you even check the app for completion?
"Really bro? Because I followed protocol and obtained a signature, took a site pic, and obtained a first and last name of the Sherwin Williams-ite whom grabbed the box from me. .."
"Oh. It was Andrew Gonzalez..."
Bro do you even check the app for completion?
Also, I went full retard last Monday. So I'm transporting two 40 lb boxes of dry ice to a medical plant...and things got tres busy...
And it was warm (which makes the inside of the Prius hot)...
As I was eating tortilla and hummus I began to hyperventilate involuntarily. I thought I had poisoned myself or was having a stroke or myocardial infarction...
Then I remembered the frozen not so frozen CO2 and pulled over to get out.
It's not kosher to attempt living in an anaerobic environment.
And it was warm (which makes the inside of the Prius hot)...
As I was eating tortilla and hummus I began to hyperventilate involuntarily. I thought I had poisoned myself or was having a stroke or myocardial infarction...
Then I remembered the frozen not so frozen CO2 and pulled over to get out.
It's not kosher to attempt living in an anaerobic environment.
Ugh, just signed a deal for a company to manage and improve some of the listings for my Amazon account. Its a fuckton of money and I have no idea what I'll do if it doesn't pay off. 
Petunia
COVID POSITIVE FOREVER
she better start gathering that cat hair around her bedroom so she can start knitting that sweater
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
they have like 6000 cats in the house so Im sure that wont be a problem
I will for a while but hopefully not longer than a year. I want a physical store that I’ll do workshops and classes in. Stuff like yoga, painting and mindfulness techniques.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
That's some pro-grade hippy shit right there.
Good luck
Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
Just remember, if someone asks for crystals to increase negativity they do exist.
For negativity in others, uranium. For negativity in themselves, meth
For negativity in others, uranium. For negativity in themselves, meth
I always thought that was more like a weekend job at a kiosk in the mall or at fairs.