WTF So I just dick'd my butt

So let's set the record straight. @wetwille save the post.
Any of you mokes can find my wife and ask her to sex, no harm will come your way from me.
I fully expect her "no" to come in the form of a sharpened bolo machete she keeps on hand for such occasions.
Cause she's her own person, and wouldn't cotton to someone attempting to coerce her into adultery what with her being mega Catholic and all.
I'd suggest you duck, and wear Kevlar neck protection.
Deal.
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So let's set the record straight. @wetwille save the post.
Any of you mokes can find my wife and ask her to sex, no harm will come your way from me.
I fully expect her "no" to come in the form of a sharpened bolo machete she keeps on hand for such occasions.
Cause she's her own person, and wouldn't cotton to someone attempting to coerce her into adultery what with her being mega Catholic and all.
I'd suggest you duck, and wear Kevlar ™ neck protection.

why even respond to all this crap?