WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[Mr. Argumentor]

I more meant the disassembly. What sort of procedure and tools did you have?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Also, I think a Rick & Morty reference partially got me to the second interview.

 

[Strings]

I more meant the disassembly. What sort of procedure and tools did you have?

Fingers and a plastic butter knife.
I'm low maintenance don't ya know.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

What were they wanting from that? See how methodical you could be or something?

 

[nukes]

My last interview was 20 years ago.
They watched me disassemble a blueberry muffin at one point.

Fuck.
Are they hiring?

 

[nukes]

What were they wanting from that? See how methodical you could be or something?

They video taped it for Russian perverts.

 

[Strings]

What were they wanting from that? See how methodical you could be or something?

Just a breakfast interview. It was weird.
Very informal. I almost walked away but it ... Well, you know.
20 years.

 

[Petunia]

@APRIL
I've started to freak ppl out at work with my savantnessssss

Dates and account numbers like it's nobody's business

 

[Strings]

Fuck.
Are they hiring?

Can you drive a stick backwards in a snowstorm without one of those hippie GPS thingamajigs?

 

[thintoast]

@APRIL
I've started to freak ppl out at work with my savantnessssss

Dates and account numbers like it's nobody's business

I thought you were coming in here to tell us you got your butt dicked.

I am the disappoint.

 

[Petunia]

I thought you were coming in here to tell us you got your butt dicked.

I am the disappoint.

Oh I did last Sunday

 

[thintoast]

Oh I did last Sunday

Oh. Well then.

Ok.

 

[nukes]

Can you drive a stick backwards in a snowstorm without one of those hippie GPS thingamajigs?

Of course.

 

[nukes]

Oh I did last Sunday

Pee on more sweaters. That's awesome.

 

[Petunia]

Oh. Well then.

Ok.

 

[APRIL]

@APRIL
I've started to freak ppl out at work with my savantnessssss

Dates and account numbers like it's nobody's business

That is a magical skill I would love to have... but for now I can't remember if your hair is blonde or brunette.

 

[thintoast]

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[Strings]

Of course.

Up hill?

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Then bid $85/hr and be done with it. If they don't bite, then who cares?

If none of them are even close to that rate why would they accept that?

 

[APRIL]

If none of them are even close to that rate why would they accept that?

People will pay for quality work. You don't want those clients who are paying bottom dollar anyways.