WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[APRIL]

So I peed on yet another beloved HR sweater AGAIN!
fucking thing is big and the sleeves are long ...
Ugh

How the hell?!

 

[APRIL]

I think I need a diagram of how this happens.

 

[Petunia]

How the hell?!

It's super long and the sleeves are like wizard sleeves
And I just trip over all this fabric.. imagine squatting on a toilet
Ugh
I'm so pissed and now cold

 

[kiwi]

How the hell?!

Right? Maybe I'm weird but I don't stick my hands in the toilet while I'm peeing.

 

[Duke]

I think I need a diagram of how this happens.

Imagine T-Rex wearing a HR sweater.

After you get that image, the rest is easy.

 

[fly]

It's super long and the sleeves are like wizard sleeves
And I just trip over all this fabric.. imagine squatting on a toilet
Ugh
I'm so pissed and now cold

Why are your arms near your peehole while firing?

 

[Strings]

Why are your arms near your peehole while firing?

Handstand.

 

[APRIL]

Maureen must have a penis. It's the only explanation.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Got my second round interview tomorrow.
I think I'm going to wander around to a couple of the boat places and see if the product I'll be working on is recommended and why or why not.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Got my second round interview tomorrow.
I think I'm going to wander around to a couple of the boat places and see if the product I'll be working on is recommended and why or why not.

Not sure if its because of how close they are and the effect of support of a local company, but it seems like these guys are the only recommended company/product line for this niche. Went to half a dozen places and of them only the two largest stores had any competing products and only one of them would actually talk about the competition.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

@APRIL, I've got no idea how you make money in your role. I've been looking at freelancing and there is no money in it.

For example, I saw a job offer recently that wanted a 15 page static website for $45.

 

[APRIL]

@APRIL, I've got no idea how you make money in your role. I've been looking at freelancing and there is no money in it.

For example, I saw a job offer recently that wanted a 15 page static website for $45.

I do a ton of redesigns for companies who paid for a cheap website and got exactly what they paid for.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I do a ton of redesigns for companies who paid for a cheap website and got exactly what they paid for.

Where do you find these jobs? Is there a certain website that lists them?

 

[my little brony]

sometimes I look for freelance jobs on workmarket when between contracts but I don't know if there's an australian version

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Sometimes I just hang my junk out on a street corner and see what latches on

 

[OzSTEEZ]

sometimes I look for freelance jobs on workmarket when between contracts but I don't know if there's an australian version

There are a few sites but that are full of Indians who will work for 5x less.

 

[fly]

There are a few sites but that are full of Indians who will work for 5x less.

I get a good bit of work from www.guru.com. A lot of the clients I get choose me because I'm expensive and in the US. While you're not here, at least you can *sorta* speak the language.

Try there?

 

[Josh]

Sometimes I just hang my junk out on a street corner and see what latches on

Is it detachable?

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I get a good bit of work from www.guru.com. A lot of the clients I get choose me because I'm expensive and in the US. While you're not here, at least you can *sorta* speak the language.

Try there?

I'll give it a look. Cheers.

 

[APRIL]

Where do you find these jobs? Is there a certain website that lists them?

As of now, the work comes to me so I very rarely have to look for new contracts. Lots of repeat business and word of mouth. It helps that I do everything from hosting, designing (web, graphic, and print), social media, SEO, advertising, etc. so my customers come to me for everything Web and marketing related.

Anything I can't or don't want to do, I have contractors for... This is the area I need to be better at managing if I ever want to make the big bucks. The big money is very rarely in doing the work yourself (but I enjoy it). If I want to make more money than I am now, I need to farm everything out.

I started out by doing volunteer work for a nonprofit. Made them a website for fundraising and kept in touch with companies and coworkers I worked for in the past. I've gotten a ton of business just from my contacts. I also used Guru, like Fly said, and kept in touch with clients I got there so there was repeat business. Never said I couldn't do something, because it's all opportunity.

Peopleperhour.com is another good site. I got one of my best contractors from it.