WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[Darth Handsome]

Eh.
Ladybutt pauses it and asks me to explain the shit they're talking enough that I can see the benefit of watching it with someone that knows what they're talking about.

Let me know when you sit down to watch Passion of the Christ and I'll fill in the details for you

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

it actually is.

FakeScientist.

Somebody should see if her degrees are even real.

Not even a little peak

 

[nukes]

Somebody should see if her degrees are even real.

Sexy

 

[APRIL]

Let me know when you sit down to watch Passion of the Christ and I'll fill in the details for you

There is a card in Cards Against Humanities that says, "fucking Jesus' hand holes..." Something along those lines.


You just made me think of that.

 

[Petunia]

I'm not usually searching things that return porn as a result.

I'm not saying I've never looked at or watched porn (I did with my ex) but I don't anymore and luckily have a husband who also has no desire to watch and yes I'm sure you'll tell me he's lying and totally does but I'll just answer okay to that as well.

No, I believe you, I just thought you meant YOUVE NEVER WATCHED IT...

 

[OzSTEEZ]

It's damaging to their psyche and runs counter to their mother/nurturer/matriarchal role in the natural order of things.

Hahahahahaha what a load of bullshit

 

[OzSTEEZ]

worships sheldon cooper = not a scientist.

Engineers/scientists that I know fuckin' hate that show. It's pretty much nerd blackface.

What a bunch of snowflakes.

 

[gee]

What a bunch of snowflakes.

People kept telling me about the show. "gee, you're an engineer! do you watch big bang theory! omfg you should, it's so funny! one of the guys is an engineer too!"... fine, I'll give it a try.

PENNY PENNY PENNY PENNY PENNY PENNY PENNY PENNY
*canned laugh track*
SING ME SOFT KITTY
*omg laugh track lolol*
BAZINGA!
*omfg studio audience shitting themselves laughing lolololol*

The show is about as entertaining as a punch in the teeth.

 

[Jehannum]

One of my friends saw this and encouraged some fuckery.


So I responded.


I attached this image, for your titillation:


Teehee.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

People kept telling me about the show. "gee, you're an engineer! do you watch big bang theory! omfg you should, it's so funny! one of the guys is an engineer too!"... fine, I'll give it a try.

PENNY PENNY PENNY PENNY PENNY PENNY PENNY PENNY
*canned laugh track*
SING ME SOFT KITTY
*omg laugh track lolol*
BAZINGA!
*omfg studio audience shitting themselves laughing lolololol*

The show is about as entertaining as a punch in the teeth.

So you don't like the show.. No biggie.

 

[Domon]

People kept telling me about the show. "gee, you're an engineer! do you watch big bang theory! omfg you should, it's so funny! one of the guys is an engineer too!"... fine, I'll give it a try.

PENNY PENNY PENNY PENNY PENNY PENNY PENNY PENNY
*canned laugh track*
SING ME SOFT KITTY
*omg laugh track lolol*
BAZINGA!
*omfg studio audience shitting themselves laughing lolololol*

The show is about as entertaining as a punch in the teeth.

it is truly terrible. As are all shows that have laugh tracks.

 

[Domon]

One of my friends saw this and encouraged some fuckery.
View attachment 1984

So I responded.
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I attached this image, for your titillation:
View attachment 1987

Teehee.

you know, if you hadnt gotten that tattoo, it woulda just looked like you had really fake abs.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

One of my friends saw this and encouraged some fuckery.
View attachment 1984

So I responded.
View attachment 1986

I attached this image, for your titillation:
View attachment 1987

Teehee.

Did you get the gig?

 

[Jehannum]

Did you get the gig?

Waiting with bated breath.

 

[Jehannum]

you know, if you hadnt gotten that tattoo, it woulda just looked like you had really fake abs.

The tattoo really ties the whole abdomen together, man.

 

[Darth Handsome]

it is truly terrible. As are all shows that have laugh tracks.

The Flintstones had a laugh track

 

[nukes]

Waiting with bated breath.

Bring your saxes. You saxxy thing.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The Flintstones had a laugh track

But that was filmed in front of a live audience to the laughing was real

 

[Frau Blugher]

But that was filmed in front of a live audience to the laughing was real

The resulting riot of a live audience would be funny .

Sheldon : " Under arrest ?! What for ?!

Arresting Officer : " Reckless use of the word "bazinga " .

Sheldon : " This is bullshit man ! "

Offficer : " Indeed , your program is a necessary evil resulting in quantum quality programming from profit from your program . "

 

[Petunia]

So I peed on yet another beloved HR sweater AGAIN!
fucking thing is big and the sleeves are long ...
Ugh