WTF So I just dick'd my butt

Not even a little peak ?
Even by accident
I'm not usually searching things that return porn as a result.

I'm not saying I've never looked at or watched porn (I did with my ex) but I don't anymore and luckily have a husband who also has no desire to watch and yes I'm sure you'll tell me he's lying and totally does but I'll just answer okay to that as well.
 
I'm not usually searching things that return porn as a result.

I'm not saying I've never looked at or watched porn (I did with my ex) but I don't anymore and luckily have a husband who also has no desire to watch and yes I'm sure you'll tell me he's lying and totally does but I'll just answer okay to that as well.
okay.
 
I wrote "ASS" on the dirty back window of a Toyota Sequoia that was illegally parked yesterday on my way into the office.

Walked past the same Sequoia today, legally parked, with "ASS" still there in the dirt.

Now I'm wondering when the owner notices it, if s/he'll be able to trace it back to parking like an ass.

I'm sad.
 
worships sheldon cooper = not a scientist.

Engineers/scientists that I know fuckin' hate that show. It's pretty much nerd blackface.
Eh.
Ladybutt pauses it and asks me to explain the shit they're talking enough that I can see the benefit of watching it with someone that knows what they're talking about.