Life of a Holla Back Girl : Tales of misery and woe by DirkPhoenix

[Sarcasmo]

"What is 'things found in your anus', Alex"

I need to hang out with you more often.

 

[fly]

Fantastic. I'll even sleep in the wet spot.

e-dubb: He'll sleep in the wet spot. His IM is DirkPhoenix469 (or used to be) and you can PM him here.

You two should swap stories...


fake edit: and bodily fluids

 

[kiwi]

Dirk, all you need buddy is a hot chick with a slamming body. Any chicks wanna volunteer?

I would if I wasn't taken, KNYTE has something against me sleeping with other men, I don't get it.

 

[fly]

Well all know, Dirk included, that he shouldn't be in that relationship. Something is keeping him there, and most likely its cause he's comfortable.

Its okay Detman, I mean Dirk, we still love you.

 

[fly]

I would if I wasn't taken, KNYTE has something against me sleeping with other men, I don't get it.

Thank god Im really a boy.

 

[theacoustician]

I need to hang out with you more often.

The day is mine, Trebek!

 

[APRIL]

e-dubb: He'll sleep in the wet spot. His IM is DirkPhoenix469 (or used to be) and you can PM him here.

You two should swap stories...


fake edit: and bodily fluids

Ohhh this is hawt.

 

[DirkPhoenix]

Well all know, Dirk included, that he shouldn't be in that relationship. Something is keeping him there, and most likely its cause he's comfortable.

Its okay Detman, I mean Dirk, we still love you.

....Do you bite your thumb at me, good sir?

 

[DirkPhoenix]

Verrah cool thread rape.

 

[theacoustician]

Verrah cool thread rape.

 

[b_sinning]

Does Gwen S. not realize that she's white?

 

[fly]

....Do you bite your thumb at me, good sir?

I you sir and hate to see you suffer. We all know what is good for you, including you, but I totally understand that the leap is hard and uncomfortable like anal sex.

 

[fly]

I'll give you some crack to sleep with Dirk.

 

[Bubbles]

e-dubb: He'll sleep in the wet spot. His IM is DirkPhoenix469 (or used to be) and you can PM him here.

You two should swap stories...


fake edit: and bodily fluids

I am cute, but I am a minor psycho (we all have our tendencies) - where would the best place to swap be?

 

[theacoustician]

I am cute, but I am a minor psycho (we all have our tendencies) - where would the best place to swap be?

Pics of swap

 

[APRIL]

I am cute, but I am a minor psycho (we all have our tendencies) - where would the best place to swap be?

Dirk PM her, she's a hottie. For sure.

 

[Desslock]

You know why she is psycho? Cause you let her be psycho.

 

[APRIL]

You know why she is psycho? Cause you let her be psycho.

That's right, all women need a choke collar and a little flogging to keep them in line.

 

[Bubbles]

You know why she is psycho? Cause you let her be psycho.

Yes and no. She is psycho because she is a girl (we think). It is her level of psycho that worries me. That is a mix of Dirk not setting psycho boundaries and some deep-seeded personal issues on her part.

 

[DirkPhoenix]

Yes and no. She is psycho because she is a girl (we think). It is her level of psycho that worries me. That is a mix of Dirk not setting psycho boundaries and some deep-seeded personal issues on her part.

So psycho is like water; it will conform to the container it is placed in.







And when frozen and mixed with various fruit flavors can be a delicious and healthy alternative snack food.