I got mugged

[JAXvillain]

just met some of my buddies for a beer so they could get a gander at my jacked up face

now it's time for hot pockets and hydrocodone...the dinner of champions

 

[Valve1138]

just met some of my buddies for a beer so they could get a gander at my jacked up face

now it's time for hot pockets and hydrocodone...the dinner of champions

no vic's?

 

[JAXvillain]

no vic's?

I don't know shit about pills...this is just generic vicodin I believe

 

[Valve1138]

I don't know shit about pills...this is just generic vicodin I believe

sweet, you could sleep in a bookcase on those.

 

[Redrum]

That sucks I hope they find the fuckers and throw the book at them.

 

[thrawn]

no vic's?

hydrocodone is vicodin

 

[Thorn Bird]

just met some of my buddies for a beer so they could get a gander at my jacked up face

now it's time for hot pockets and hydrocodone...the dinner of champions

don't waste pill power on hot pockets! and i'll clean those up when you don't need them anymore.

 

[JAXvillain]

don't waste pill power on hot pockets! and i'll clean those up when you don't need them anymore.

they only gave me 10 of them and considering the pain I'm in, there wont be any left

I just had hydro and an ibuprofen horse pill for breakfast...wooooo

 

[b_sinning]

How long are you taking off of work?

 

[Duke]

How long are you taking off of work?

probably until his face is all pretty again.

 

[JAXvillain]

How long are you taking off of work?

I *might* try to go back thurs...my face is pretty repulsive right now though so we'll see...one of my eyes is 1/2 swollen shut and I have huge bloody scrapes on my forehead and an even bigger one consuming most of my right cheek :\
my shoulder is the worst though...feels like I was hit with a bat, no joke

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Huh... I've never heard of someone calling in mugged before. I guess there's a first time for everything.

 

[JAXvillain]

Huh... I've never heard of someone calling in mugged before. I guess there's a first time for everything.

if you saw me you would understand...it wasn't just a mugging but a violent assault as well

 

[itburnswhenipee]

if you saw me you would understand

Oh, no doubt. I'm just amused by the idea of calling in mugged.

 

[JAXvillain]

see edit on that post

 

[b_sinning]

He's afraid one of the hottie anchor women will see him and it would screw up his long range plans of nailing a tv personality.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Women like rough men. That's why I'm single.

 

[JAXvillain]

I look rough alright

 

[b_sinning]

At least you're still pretty on the inside. Under all the slime.

 

[Shalimar]

oh man, my dr is freaking hawt. My dad spotted a wedding ring though.

i smashed the hot receptionist from my chiropractor's office..

years ago of course.