I got mugged

[plot]

Wat
Yeah, I kicked my own ass and stole all my own shit
Brilliant

FIGHT CLUB!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Valve1138]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have just lost cabin pressure.

"This is my house. What the fuck are you doing in my house?"

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"

 

[APRIL]

This really sucks. Sorry to hear it. Scars are cool. Chicks dig them. It does give you a good story. Did you leave the bar with a chick? Perhaps you intended to take her home and instead she had her friends beat you senseless. I'm just so surprised you don't remember anything. Get better soon.

Agreed... chicks dig them. Zac has this huge one from when he practically cut his arm off.

 

[Valve1138]

Agreed... chicks dig them. Zac has this huge one from when he practically cut his arm off.

Do you like to open up the wound and fuck it with a strap on?

 

[Duke]

Do you like to open up the wound and fuck it with a strap on?

Dude, put down the hentai porn and slowly walk away

 

[APRIL]

Dude, put down the hentai porn and slowly walk away

It's okay, I'm related to animepark and can handle this.

Do you like to open up the wound and fuck it with a strap on?

Of course... its so warm... and wet.

 

[Valve1138]

Dude, put down the hentai porn and slowly walk away

It's from the movie Crash. The original one, not the ray-shul one.

 

[JAXvillain]

just got home from the ER...MRI showed nothing broken in my face and xray showed nothing broken in my shoulder so I've got that going for me...now to take some hyrocodone and get some sleep

 

[JAXvillain]

oh, and they made me file a police report at the ER so it's on the record now

 

[APRIL]

just got home from the ER...MRI showed nothing broken in my face and xray showed nothing broken in my shoulder so I've got that going for me...now to take some hyrocodone and get some sleep

That's wonderful! I still wanna see some pics of the damage. I won't post them of course.

 

[eileenbunny]

Glad to hear it. Get some rest.

 

[zengirl]

I want to see pictures, how big of a scar do you get?

OMG think of the drunken bar story you get out of that one! You'll never have to walk home alone again!

 

[Valve1138]

just got home from the ER...MRI showed nothing broken in my face and xray showed nothing broken in my shoulder so I've got that going for me...now to take some hyrocodone and get some sleep

You'll be back to drinking and womanizing in no time!

 

[Duke]

OMG think of the drunken bar story you get out of that one! You'll never have to walk home alone again!

Played properly, this could be a huge boon.

Shit, I think I'm gonna go out and get myself mugged.

 

[JAXvillain]

Played properly, this could be a huge boon.

Shit, I think I'm gonna go out and get myself mugged.

 

[JAXvillain]

That's wonderful! I still wanna see some pics of the damage. I won't post them of course.

I look like a bag of hell

 

[plot]

shit... somebody come mug me! i dont wanna miss out on this huge nookie oppertunity!

 

[Jonny_B]

w_a_w go look at some of the over the counter creams they now make to help reduce scaring. Start using them as soon as possible and start on a good regiment of vitamins and water.

i was gonna let scarring go, but regimen sealed the need for this post.

 

[JAXvillain]

shit... somebody come mug me! i dont wanna miss out on this huge nookie oppertunity!

nookertunity?

 

[Duke]

nookertunity?

I am not some type of opportunity conjugation.

try again.