Kevlar said:No girls allowed?! You ain't been pillaging until you've been with me....
Sorry sugar. This is a man thing. There will be a lot of scratching, farting, and crotch grabbing. Somebody will probably get teabagged.
Kevlar said:No girls allowed?! You ain't been pillaging until you've been with me....
Desslock said:Sorry sugar. This is a man thing. There will be a lot of scratching, farting, and crotch grabbing. Somebody will probably get teabagged.
Drool-Boy said:you can come
but you have to drive us there in that spiffy car you just bought
Desslock said:Sorry sugar. This is a man thing. There will be a lot of scratching, farting, and crotch grabbing. Somebody will probably get teabagged.
Kevlar said:Ok, but don't you think the that an outting like this requires the big boy? I'm mean after all we have to bring what we pillage back...right?
Mondoz said:Too modern.
We need stuff that won't look strange with torches and pitchforks.
Something large and wooden is good. With straps that we can attach to our victims to pull it with.
BigDov said:So like a big oxen-drawn wagon? Is that more like what you're thinking about?!?!
Mondoz said:Too modern.
We need stuff that won't look strange with torches and pitchforks.
Something large and wooden is good. With straps that we can attach to our victims to pull it with.
Or an F650 crew cab with a plowMondoz said:Too modern.
We need stuff that won't look strange with torches and pitchforks.
Something large and wooden is good. With straps that we can attach to our victims to pull it with.
Mondoz said:Bingo.
But without the oxen. Strap the pillagees to it. Get drool up on the cart with a whip, and make them pull it.
long tall smiley said:NO Z ALLOWED.
BigDov said:This sounds really good to me- and me with my Viking blood boiling in my veins, I'm a shoe-in for said pillaging. I'll scream a prayer to my Norse Gods, make blood pacts with my fellow pillagers, and we'll go a-viking!!! "THIS BLOOD IS FOR YOU ODIN!!!!!"
YAR!!!
Mondoz said:Bingo.
But without the oxen. Strap the pillagees to it. Get drool up on the cart with a whip, and make them pull it.
Drool-Boy said:I might be too drunk for that after Ive pillaged the liquor stores
BigDov said:This sounds really good to me- and me with my Viking blood boiling in my veins, I'm a shoe-in for said pillaging. I'll scream a prayer to my Norse Gods, make blood pacts with my fellow pillagers, and we'll go a-viking!!! "THIS BLOOD IS FOR YOU ODIN!!!!!"
YAR!!!