Hey guys, lets go pillage something...

[smileynev]

go shilack a smoke stack you asspacking blow-fisher

go sealcoat a pound puppy you gondola riding fletchinglicker

 

[Syrup Beaver]

yes, and something that can spray and ignite the fuel flame thrower like.

We can open the valves and just drive around town, then toss a match out the winder

 

[smileynev]

I got me bashing stick ready.

It ain't a raping and pillaging without the angry black bunnah!!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

just dont torch the whore houses or the taverns
The orphanges and churches are free game tho

Damn, guess I gotta rent some water trucks too

We'll be too drunk to avoid setting anything on fire

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

*puts on beard*

I'm in, guys!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

*puts on beard*

I'm in, guys!

bring your cute little friends too

 

[smileynev]

We can open the valves and just drive around town, then toss a match out the winder

To pillage we have to steal stuff though, too.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

To pillage we have to steal stuff though, too.

ok
Pick a town that has a whore house, taverns, and a wal mart
and keep chikken from burning them

 

[Syrup Beaver]

To pillage we have to steal stuff though, too.

Right.

Okay.

What is there in Canada we want to steal? Maybe there's a bank with some american money or something...

 

[Desslock]

To pillage we have to steal stuff though, too.

Let's pillage the fucking Walmart.
They gots everything there.

 

[CletusJones]

I hear your village has been quarantined...

i got better.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Right.

Okay.

What is there in Canada we want to steal? Maybe there's a bank with some american money or something...

we dont have to go to canada
we could just go to like iowa or montana where no one will care if we pillage a city or two

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Shit, I just set fire to my desk

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

bring your cute little friends too

 

[dbzeag]

I hear Ohio is easy to conquer. Just claim you are going to fix the school system and hate gays are you are in the seat of power.

 

[Desslock]

we dont have to go to canada
we could just go to like iowa or montana where no one will care if we pillage a city or two

They gots those cornfed white girls there too.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Shit, I just set fire to my desk

you cant pillage your own stuff silly

 

[simple]

go sealcoat a pound puppy you gondola riding fletchinglicker

go sit through an entire independent film festival you nadar voting himmie dimmie shimmie quiver

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

watch it, or Ill pillage you missy!

 

[simple]

I hear Ohio is easy to conquer. Just claim you are going to fix the school system and hate gays are you are in the seat of power.

wait



that's every state