Hey guys, lets go pillage something...

[smileynev]

...no chicks allowed, btw. Whaddya say we get together and pillage and plunder a small town somewhere. I'm thinking some place in Canada, since they're pussies and stuff.

Who's with me? Any ideas and/or recommendations?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Im always up for a good pillaging.
Whatever town you pick make sure they have a bunch of taverns and at least a couple of whore houses to make it worth our while.

 

[fly]

Lets take Quebec. Canada hates them anyway...

 

[simple]

you fatass, you could pillage for maybe 2 min. before you had to stop to catch your breath

 

[smileynev]

Lets take Quebec. Canada hates them anyway...

pillaging and plundering are less fun when no one puts up a fight...

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I vote for Quebec too, are we going traditional with clubs, axes, spears and torches or should I rent us a couple of dump trucks?

 

[smileynev]

you fatass, you could pillage for maybe 2 min. before you had to stop to catch your breath

Go fuck a donkey you inbred cockfluffer.

 

[CletusJones]

you can pillage my village any day big boy.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

you fatass, you could pillage for maybe 2 min. before you had to stop to catch your breath

He can just roll through town

 

[smileynev]

I vote for Quebec too, are we going traditional with clubs, axes, spears and torches or should I rent us a couple of dump trucks?

I say both. Torches and clubs and axes are great, but a few dump trucks and a tank or two would be a blast.

 

[smileynev]

you can pillage my village any day big boy.

I hear your village has been quarantined...

 

[simple]

Go fuck a donkey you inbred cockfluffer.

go ram-rod a cow you cow moofing skull-fucker

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I say both. Torches and clubs and axes are great, but a few dump trucks and a tank or two would be a blast.

Sweet, I'm thinking a gas tanker to supply our torches would be good too

 

[smileynev]

Sweet, I'm thinking a gas tanker to supply our torches would be good too

yes, and something that can spray and ignite the fuel flame thrower like.

 

[smileynev]

go ram-rod a cow you cow moofing skull-fucker

go cornhole a schoolbus you monkey pounding ass tickler.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Sweet, I'm thinking a gas tanker to supply our torches would be good too

just dont torch the whore houses or the taverns
The orphanges and churches are free game tho

 

[simple]

He can just roll through town

 

[simple]

go cornhole a schoolbus you monkey pounding ass tickler.

go shilack a smoke stack you asspacking blow-fisher

 

[theacoustician]

Holy Crap! I used to have that game and it rocked me hard.

 

[Desslock]

I got me bashing stick ready.