After testings and shit and what not, I have been diagnosed with high blood pressure (Hypertension is it?) at the age of 32.
Good thing we caught it before my heart or blood vessels went FUBAR.
I am a diabetes candidate, have high blood pressure, have eczema, balding and god knows what the fuck else. Thanks genes, thank a-fucking-lot.
To add insult to the inujury, my knees were injured during military service, my right wrist took a 360 degree turn and some shit was torn apart years ago too.
Oh I almost forgot the best one, one day out of the blue I lost half my hearing in my right ear and it's been ringing like a fire truck that's on fire for the last 10+ years thank to a doctor and his awesome wrong diagnosis and treatment.
And people still have the nerve to ask me, "Hey MacG, why do you drink so much?"
I need a drink. And a cat.