Hawt Fitness V. 28

[Syrup Beaver]

I had a push mower from Sears that lasted 10 years without the oil ever being checked or changed until it was stolen.

Thing probably still runs fine, somewhere.

 

[tre]

I have a beautiful 7HP push mower. I can cut hay with this fucker, it's awesome. My father in law wants me to will it to him.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I dieted from January onwards, was very keen to cut down my cals and function on just over 1000 a day while doing light exercise and walking more, got my body all trim. Now I've started walkning/jogging everywhere, boxing twice a week and being generally active but eating a lot more to compensate.

Gators bikini bod of 2010 is coming along nicely in short.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Slimmer than you fatso.

 

[dbzeag]

I have a beautiful 7HP push mower. I can cut hay with this fucker, it's awesome. My father in law wants me to will it to him.

3.25hp when I was growing up. 1/4" steel deck, too, that fucker was heavy

 

[dbzeag]

me fat? please.
ive had an eating disorder since you were in Father Bentons Balls planing your escape.

She hasn't eaten a meal larger than a cup of tea since she was breastfed

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I wish there were a "Drink like a Hobo" merit badge in Scouting.

 

[Rollout]

I wish there were a "Drink like a Hobo" merit badge in Scouting.

I would totally win!!!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I would totally win!!!

Have you mastered the art of peeing in a jar before bed, then skimming the alcohol off the top in the afternoon when you wake up?

 

[Rollout]

Have you mastered the art of peeing in a jar before bed, then skimming the alcohol off the top in the afternoon when you wake up?

no but my great grandma has

 

[Syrup Beaver]

no but my great grandma has

Can you get her to sign up here?

 

[Rollout]

Can you get her to sign up here?

Hahahahah that bad ass old lady is long gone

 

[fly]

Have you mastered the art of peeing in a jar before bed, then skimming the alcohol off the top in the afternoon when you wake up?

pro tip: If you dont cover the cup, the alcohol evaporates before the afternoon - leaving you with nothing but piss to drink.

LESSON LEARNED!

 

[Rollout]

pro tip: If you dont cover the cup, the alcohol evaporates before the afternoon - leaving you with nothing but piss to drink.

LESSON LEARNED!

if its nothing but piss in their than dont drink it. duh

 

[fly]

if its nothing but piss in their than dont drink it. duh

yeah, lesson learned

 

[kiwi]

yeah, lesson learned

We were slightly disappointed when it took you 7 times before you actually learned though.

 

[Rollout]

We were slightly disappointed when it took you 7 times before you actually learned though.

Fly was wasted...

 

[Syrup Beaver]

pro tip: If you dont cover the cup, the alcohol evaporates before the afternoon - leaving you with nothing but piss to drink.

LESSON LEARNED!

Depends on when you pass out of course.

And where, for that matter.

If, as is typical for some I know, one were to pass out in the Safeway parking lot or on an unshaded park bench, then it could be gone by 9am even.

 

[water]

Fly was wasted...

I cracked his head against the window in a car once because I turned too hard, word is bond.

 

[APRIL]

I cracked his head against the window in a car once because I turned too hard, word is bond.

Aww good times.