FYI Doin anything cool for Memorial Day?

[Mr. Argumentor]

I may have lost my trusty all purpose aluminum boat.

If you need to replace it, let me know. I might be able to put you in touch with someone up there.

 

[nukes]

You're new here so I'll forgive you this time. Yes. I like to move fast and go psycho when things don't go the way I want them to.

Be a mensch and video the psycho part- i need material for my new website.

 

[thintoast]

Be a mensch and video the psycho part- i need material for my new website.

No video needed.

I'll post it all here and then wish the cunt a happy birthday.

 

[Ledboots]

You're new here so I'll forgive you this time. Yes. I like to move fast and go psycho when things don't go the way I want them to.

When's the gf's birthday?...

 

[thintoast]

When's the gf's birthday?...

April 19th.

 

[thintoast]

That means I have a LONG time to be a psycho.

 

[nukes]

That means I have a LONG time to be a psycho.

Breakup Bracket time!
I take June 29 to July 5, cause 4th of July weekend is prime breakup season.

 

[Duke]

August 22nd. 1:30pm.

That's what time her flight gets her back to cali from tampa.

 

[Darth Handsome]

That means I have a LONG time to be a psycho.

Dont forget about the several "anniveraries" between now and then.

And the in-laws birthdays and/or Sunday dinners. Those always make for a perfect weekend. Nothing like the inlaws crackin jokes at the dinner table.

 

[nukes]

@thintoast is a stage 5 clinger.
For just $495, my service will allow you to stalk her post breakup in relative safety*.


*some exclusions apply.
May not maim, strangulate or murder.
**not available in Maine, Guam, or Puerto Rico.

 

[thintoast]

@thintoast is a stage 5 clinger.
For just $495, my service will allow you to stalk her post breakup in relative safety*.


*some exclusions apply.
May not maim, strangulate or murder.
**not available in Maine, Guam, or Puerto Rico.

Nah. I'm like a stage 3 clinger. She is too. I think we're just the right kind of clingy for each other.

 

[Darth Handsome]

In that case, you'd better start a thread.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Im thinking I should edit that comma out.
I must be getting old, Im really second guessing myself lately.

 

[Darth Handsome]

^look at all those fucking adverbs. Ugh.

 

[Duke]

^look at all those fucking adverbs. Ugh.

Lolly lolly lolly get your adverbs here

 

[august]

Jason's birthday is Sunday, so we might go to the Milwaukee Zoo this weekend.

 

[august]

Lolly lolly lolly get your adverbs here

goddammit now I'm going to have all those songs in my head all day

I once ruined a sleepover because I kept waiting till everyone was almost asleep and doing the chorus to the verbs one

 

[Darth Handsome]

Jason's birthday is Sunday, so we might go to the Milwaukee Zoo this weekend.

Dump him. He's got you locked up in chains.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Chains
My baby's got me locked up in chains
And they aint the kind
That you can seeeeeeeeeee

 

[Duke]

goddammit now I'm going to have all those songs in my head all day

I once ruined a sleepover because I kept waiting till everyone was almost asleep and doing the chorus to the verbs one

ha! I'm going to save this up for the next time me and my friends get the band back together.