FYI Doin anything cool for Memorial Day?

[thintoast]

Indy 500 is on Sunday. If I can't get there, I'll watch it on TV. Maybe have a party. food/drinks/adult drinks. People can pull driver names out of a hat for $5. Winner gets cool stuff. Stuff=money and jealousy.

Oh shit. I forgot about this. Maybe I'll have my aunt and uncle come over to watch this. They're HUGE race fans!

 

[thintoast]

Meth finally caught up to the old goat ehh?

Nah. Back surgery.

 

[Amstel]

Oh shit. I forgot about this. Maybe I'll have my aunt and uncle come over to watch this. They're HUGE race fans!

You can go to the Party Supply Store and pick up checkered flag cups/plates/napkins for super cheap.

 

[Duke]

Nada. The gf is going out of town with her friend, so Saturday I'm going on an all day motorcycle excursion with a group of riders with a few thousand miles under their belts, but nowhere near seasoned to help them learn to navigate windy roads safer, faster and more comfortably. Sunday I'm not doing jack. I'll probably end up visiting my grandma and Monday I'll probably visit my grandpa in the rehab facility.

So, she's already got the 'girlfriend' tag?

What, engagement coming next weekend?

 

[Ledboots]

Nada. The gf is going out of town with her friend, so Saturday I'm going on an all day motorcycle excursion with a group of riders with a few thousand miles under their belts, but nowhere near seasoned to help them learn to navigate windy roads safer, faster and more comfortably. Sunday I'm not doing jack. I'll probably end up visiting my grandma and Monday I'll probably visit my grandpa in the rehab facility.

Well THAT was quick!

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Going to ma's place. Everyone from my family will be there but dad. Best friend from before I was born will be there as well.
Gonna drink some, then listen to my mother's husband get drunk and A) really really stupid and racist, or B) sullen (because none of their cats like my dog so they stay away from the house) and racist.
Also, gonna pick up a free boat from the '50s

 

[thintoast]

So, she's already got the 'girlfriend' tag?

What, engagement coming next weekend?

Fuck no. We're getting married next week.

 

[nukes]

So, she's already got the 'girlfriend' tag?

What, engagement coming next weekend?

Not only that, they already have "stag weekends" apart.
WAY too early for her to not chase @thintoast obsessively.

 

[thintoast]

Well THAT was quick!

We've been talking for a month. Our first date lasted 10 hours, and the second one lasted ~36 hours.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Youre still seeing other people though, yes??

 

[nukes]

We've been talking for a month. Our first date lasted 10 hours, and the second one lasted ~36 hours.

The two of you should be living on nothing but oxygen and love juices.
Trust me. I can get you soon deep into codependency, only @Darth Handsome can get you out.

 

[Darth Handsome]

The two of you should be living on nothing but oxygen and love juices.
Trust me. I can get you soon deep into codependency, only @Darth Handsome can get you out.

Yeah right. Nobody fuckin listens to me.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Fuck no. We're getting married next week.

mail order brides move fast!

 

[nukes]

Yeah right. Nobody fuckin listens to me.

Give me a chance to ruin his life first.
Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

 

[Domon]

I think we'll sit and watch ch the plants grow with some really good wine from Napa.

By plants do you mean weeds?

 

[Valve1138]

By plants do you mean weeds?

Umm no, I mean the plants in the garden.

 

[thintoast]

mail order brides move fast!

I was desperate. I got her overnighted here via ups.

 

[thintoast]

Youre still seeing other people though, yes??

Of course! Ain't no bitch gonna tie me down.

 

[nukes]

Of course! Ain't no bitch gonna tie me down.

O you lie.
You are whipped like Philly cream cheese.

 

[Ledboots]

O you lie.
You are whipped like Philly cream cheese.

Yep. The gf, he says.