i plan to spend my whole weekend guilt tripping civilians on facebook
this is a terrible comic
i plan to spend my whole weekend guilt tripping civilians on facebook
Outgassing from the seat cushions I bet.
Nukes huffs more than I do.
Oh you two sure make an elite unit, dont you?
You'll dump her in a week and you know it. You're worse at commitment than amstelNah. Not really. I've just felt a connection to her from the first time we met. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?
Ah the Indy 500 - holds a special place in my heart. 20 years ago Luis & I started dating in Indy thanks to the race.Indy 500 is on Sunday. If I can't get there, I'll watch it on TV. Maybe have a party. food/drinks/adult drinks. People can pull driver names out of a hat for $5. Winner gets cool stuff. Stuff=money and jealousy.
You guys know me better than I know myself.You'll dump her in a week and you know it. You're worse at commitment than amstel
That's not what they meant by "Mr. Whip. "My nick name is miracle whip
Is that a skinny wiener joke?That's not what they meant by "Mr. Whip. "
Nada. The gf is going out of town with her friend, so Saturday I'm going on an all day motorcycle excursion with a group of riders with a few thousand miles under their belts, but nowhere near seasoned to help them learn to navigate windy roads safer, faster and more comfortably. Sunday I'm not doing jack. I'll probably end up visiting my grandma and Monday I'll probably visit my grandpa in the rehab facility.
She spends one Saturday night giving you herpes and now she's a gf?
You're new here so I'll forgive you this time. Yes. I like to move fast and go psycho when things don't go the way I want them to.She spends one Saturday night giving you herpes and now she's a gf?
They lifted the evac order on the cottage. Im going to the lake.
Go easy. Hope it's ok.
My vicarious vacation depends on it.
Looks like the trees around our place survived. A good chunk of the forest burned but a lot of it didn't.
Thank you for smoking, hikers.
Good, I hope it's not too bad near your place.Looks like the trees around our place survived. A good chunk of the forest burned but a lot of it didn't.
Thank you for smoking, hikers.
So I can rip up this suicide pact then?
5% - hope everything's OK.
Should be okay. I finally saw some pics last week & it looks like fire came to within a few hundred feet of our place. I may have lost my trusty all purpose aluminum boat.
Forest fires are mental, btw. There are a couple of islands close by that got literally Pacmanned i.e. Scorched Earth. Fucking overachiever of a fire hopped onto islands, for crying out loud.
Have I mentioned that 20 year old hikers who smoke are on my shit list? Number One with a bullet.