FYI Doin anything cool for Memorial Day?

[SwimBikeRunCake]

Saturday, 1500m open water swim race
Sunday, 25 mile bike ride and a run
Monday, OH SHIT THE POOL IS CLOSED OH FUCK ME MY SCHEDULE IS POOCHED. I'll probably make some cupcakes and drink.

 

[Peppers]

Rib burn off Saturday. Cook out Sunday. Cook out Monday.

 

[Ledboots]

Saturday, 1500m open water swim race
Sunday, 25 mile bike ride and a run
Monday, OH SHIT THE POOL IS CLOSED OH FUCK ME MY SCHEDULE IS POOCHED. I'll probably make some cupcakes and drink.

Yes, life balance, Dr V!

 

[Floptical]

I figured I might see how I do in a Memorial Day ass kicking contest

 

[thintoast]

O you lie.
You are whipped like Philly cream cheese.

My nick name is miracle whip

 

[Darth Handsome]

Yep. The gf, he says.

Ugh. He's getting domesticated and theres little i can do to stop it.

 

[nukes]

Ugh. He's getting domesticated and theres little i can do to stop it.

You dont trust me.
I got this.

 

[Darth Handsome]

You dont trust me.
I got this.

No youre trying to hurt him, you jerk. Im trying to prevent that.

Hes going to blow it anyway, so its moot. Stupid Toast.

 

[thintoast]

Ugh. He's getting domesticated and theres little i can do to stop it.

I'm 33. I'm ready for domestication.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I'm 33. I'm ready for domestication.

So young. So naive.

 

[thintoast]

So young. So naive.

Nah. Not really. I've just felt a connection to her from the first time we met. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

 

[nukes]

Nah. Not really. I've just felt a connection to her from the first time we met. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

Swan dive in. She's the one for you.
I'm China, and Darth is U.S.A.
You are Vietnam, our proxy war battlefield.

 

[thintoast]

Come at me bro. And good luck to Darth.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Of course! Ain't no bitch gonna tie me down.

That usually costs extra

 

[SwimBikeRunCake]

False alarm. The pool is open. 40min run and 2500yd swim on Monday.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Come at me bro. And good luck to Darth.

Idk what he's talking about. I aint no US.

 

[Strings]

Idk what he's talking about. I aint no US.

He was trying to make it believable.

 

[Darth Handsome]

He was trying to make it believable.

Sort your boy out. He's been in those fucking cars too long.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Oh, I am also getting to digest the news that my business unit is getting folded into CSC.

:job looking intensifies:

If only you'd been part of HP acquired by my employer-- you'd get to put up with my sarcastic ass trying to explain how to type the tilde and curly braces some sadist inserted into your initial password.

 

[Strings]

Sort your boy out. He's been in those fucking cars too long.

Outgassing from the seat cushions I bet.
Nukes huffs more than I do.