Do old people have loose sphincters?

[I.C.Water]

my father is 78 and doesn't seem to be emitting abnormal levels of gas or hanging around the shitter too often

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

my father is 78 and doesn't seem to be emitting abnormal levels of gas or hanging around the shitter too often

When he lets one go, does he acknowledge it?

 

[Jonny_B]

When he lets one go, does he acknowledge it?

I certainly will when I'm that old. I think it gets increasingly dangerous to force them as you age thoguh.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I certainly will when I'm that old. I think it gets increasingly dangerous to force them as you age thoguh.

You end up with the telltale "splortch patch" on every seating surface you use.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

HES BACK
One of our QEs is out for a while, I guess, and hes filling in.
I havent heard him rip one yet, so maybe hes taking bean-o, or had his sphincter surgically tightened.

Updates as events warrant.

 

[JAXvillain]

HES BACK
One of our QEs is out for a while, I guess, and hes filling in.
I havent heard him rip one yet, so maybe hes taking bean-o, or had his sphincter surgically tightened.

Updates as events warrant.

you two should start a business supplying balloons for childrens parties

 

[tre]

HES BACK
One of our QEs is out for a while, I guess, and hes filling in.
I havent heard him rip one yet, so maybe hes taking bean-o, or had his sphincter surgically tightened.

Updates as events warrant.

Maybe he's wearing a buttplug these days

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

you two should start a business supplying balloons for childrens parties

I bet his flatulence would just eat through the balloons

 

[Duke]

I just pooped. I didn't need stool softener. So the answer is yes.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Is that like fabric softener?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I just pooped. I didn't need stool softener. So the answer is yes.

Youre 80?

 

[zengirl]

Wouldn't the farts be silent killers if the spincter was too loose?

We had a lady like that here, she would walk and fart, or turn around and fart, or bend over and fart, ... like everytime her body moved she'd fart. Loud and stinky. It was embarrassing because most times she just ignored it, but sometimes she'd go, "Oops!" and just walk away.

 

[Duke]

Wouldn't the farts be silent killers if the spincter was too loose?

We had a lady like that here, she would walk and fart, or turn around and fart, or bend over and fart, ... like everytime her body moved she'd fart. Loud and stinky. It was embarrassing because most times she just ignored it, but sometimes she'd go, "Oops!" and just walk away.

When she said "Oops" that means she crapped her pants.

Otherwise, she didn't give a shit.

LITERALLY

 

[zengirl]

When she said "Oops" that means she crapped her pants.

Otherwise, she didn't give a shit.

LITERALLY

probably

I didn't ever really mind it until she started doing it at lunchtime. That's just gross.

 

[Josh]

OMG, at my old job, yes there was this old lady who did outbound phone calling for memberships, and she'd do the same damn thing. Occasionally my coworker and I would give her the death glare and she knew that we wanted her dead. I don't miss that lady at all. She was mostly deaf as well. She YELLED ON THE PHONE. Literally. Full out yelling.

 

[Valve1138]

OMG, at my old job, yes there was this old lady who did outbound phone calling for memberships, and she'd do the same damn thing. Occasionally my coworker and I would give her the death glare and she knew that we wanted her dead. I don't miss that lady at all. She was mostly deaf as well. She YELLED ON THE PHONE. Literally. Full out yelling.

Grandma cashed me out at the Apple store the other day. I'm pretty sure she was deaf too.

And didn't know what a credit card was.



True story.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I worked with a lady who had the trotting farts every time she walked accross the office.

We were all pretty sure she hit the bottle pretty hard before work, and during her daily drive to the bank before noon.

 

[JAXvillain]

Grandma cashed me out at the Apple store the other day. I'm pretty sure she was deaf too.

And didn't know what a credit card was.



True story.

YOU AND YOUR SPENDY PLASTIC THINGAMDINGY

 

[Valve1138]

YOU AND YOUR SPENDY PLASTIC THINGAMDINGY

BACK IN MY DAY SONNY WE KEPT OUR MONEY UNDER THE MATRESS

 

[JAXvillain]

BACK IN MY DAY SONNY WE KEPT OUR MONEY UNDER THE MATRESS

BACK IN MY DAY WE USED STONE TABLETS AS MONEE