So theres this "new" guy up here in the office, and I say "new" as in hes new to us, but the dudes like 80. Hes supposed to be assisting our QE, but he aint all there in the head, I think he has borderline dimentia or some shit. Plus he naps a lot.
Anyways, the guy walks around and farts. And I dont mean little stinky poots, I mean loud, audible ass eruptions. Hell walk right past you and rip one, and act like nothing happened. You can hear him in his cube doing the one cheek squeak all day long.
He never acknowledges it, and doesnt seem to think much of it.
So, after a certain age, do you lose all sensation in your colon/sphincter? Maybe he suffered some sort of ass-trauma in some war in southeast asia back in the 50s or something and all the nerve clusters in that general area are gone? And what could he be eating to give him such constant gas?
The only saving grace is that I have a fan behind me in my cube. Its 40 degrees outside but I have my fan on.
So. What kind of quirky office fgts do you guys have to live with?
Anyways, the guy walks around and farts. And I dont mean little stinky poots, I mean loud, audible ass eruptions. Hell walk right past you and rip one, and act like nothing happened. You can hear him in his cube doing the one cheek squeak all day long.
He never acknowledges it, and doesnt seem to think much of it.
So, after a certain age, do you lose all sensation in your colon/sphincter? Maybe he suffered some sort of ass-trauma in some war in southeast asia back in the 50s or something and all the nerve clusters in that general area are gone? And what could he be eating to give him such constant gas?
The only saving grace is that I have a fan behind me in my cube. Its 40 degrees outside but I have my fan on.
So. What kind of quirky office fgts do you guys have to live with?
