Do old people have loose sphincters?

take him out for mexican one day at lunch, then go home "sick."

Your coworkers will love you for it.
 
I'm telling you, those charcoal filtered undies are the way to go. If it can help people with Crohn's disease they will work for this old fart.
 
Hes back.
Dear Christ , hes back.
He must have cropdusted away his welcome at the place he was rotated to and they sent him back.
I havent heard and eruptions yet today, but hes been hiding in a cubicle way back in the corner of the office.
wtf