Do old people have loose sphincters?

[Valve1138]

BACK IN MY DAY WE USED STONE TABLETS AS MONEE

AND AN ABBACUS AS A CASH REGISTER TO BUY OUR FIXADENT

 

[JAXvillain]

for some reason this reminds me of patton oswalt

 

[theacoustician]

I think the best is when you are riding in an elevator somewhere by yourself and you can cut some massive farts in there. Then you leave quickly and watch the faces of all the people who got on the elevator when the doors are shutting. The look of horror as they are sealed in is priceless.

 

[JAXvillain]

note to self...do not get on elevator with or after theac

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So the old guy STILL works here and just walked by my cube and ripped one as loud as can be.
I yelled behind him "COME ON MAN CONTROL YOURSELF" but I dont think he heard me and just kept walking.
I think it should be a rule that when you lose control of any bodily function that you are required to retire

 

[Sarcasmo]

 

[JAXvillain]

it's frightening how bad it must be if drool takes offense

 

[Thorn Bird]

So the old guy STILL works here and just walked by my cube and ripped one as loud as can be.
I yelled behind him "COME ON MAN CONTROL YOURSELF" but I dont think he heard me and just kept walking.
I think it should be a rule that when you lose control of any bodily function that you are required to retire

honey dear sugarhead. take the mirror down...remember you're in a corner office!

 

[ERage]

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[JAXvillain]

print him off this advertisement

http://www.under-tec.com/undertec2g.php

wow

 

[Duke]

honey dear sugarhead. take the mirror down...remember you're in a corner office!

score one for forum-mom!

 

[Thorn Bird]

bite my mother-ass.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

it's frightening how bad it must be if drool takes offense

Its kinda hard to hold a serious conversation with nasa engineers about how were going to build the stuff for their multimillion dollar facility when where a little old guy walking by farting like a buffalo.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Its kinda hard to hold a serious conversation with nasa engineers about how were going to build the stuff for their multimillion dollar facility when where a little old guy walking by farting like a buffalo.

Tell the truth:

The real issue here is that you are jealous.

 

[Duke]

I would think it would make it easier since you would have a walking reminder all the time of the basic tenants of propulsion. Now if you could only have them lite on fire each time, he could become a mascot.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Tell the truth:

The real issue here is that you are jealous.

If I were (which I am) I would still have the decency to not be butt blasting while people are trying to work.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

If I were (which I am) I would still have the decency to not be butt blasting while people are trying to work.

LIES!!!

You lie awake, tormented by your apparent inability or unwillingness to do this now. It eats at you... little by little... day by day... ultimately consuming you. All those moments in time which could have been...

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Dude just ripped a loud one over by the copy machine.
Loud enough that like 3 people hollered over the cube walls "What was that?"

 

[tre]

You gotta take advantage of this situation, and just start blaming your own flatulence on this guy. Fart away, my man.