Do old people have loose sphincters?

[Syrup Beaver]

Buy him a gift cert to high colonic joint for x-mas

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Buy him a gift cert to high colonic joint for x-mas

Or maybe just a large cork?

 

[BeerAd]

Buy him a gift cert to high colonic joint for x-mas

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[fly]

Whats that site where you can anonymously send coworkers an email about annoying things that they do?

edit: http://www.annoyingcoworker.com/

 

[water]

Whats that site where you can anonymously send coworkers an email about annoying things that they do?

edit: http://www.annoyingcoworker.com/

I would bombard your work account with that crap if I wasn't worried about spam and other stupidity ruining the good time to be had.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Whats that site where you can anonymously send coworkers an email about annoying things that they do?

edit: http://www.annoyingcoworker.com/

Im not entirely sure the guys understands what email is.
Id do better trying to telegraph it to him.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Dudes asleep now.
I wonder if hes up all night, since he seems to get so much rest here.

 

[Desslock]

Im not entirely sure the guys understands what email is.
Id do better trying to telegraph it to him.

Use him to your advantage. When you have to fart go near him and let go. People will think its him.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Use him to your advantage. When you have to fart go near him and let go. People will think its him.

Thats actually a good idea.
And hes so dizzy brained, he wont realize whats going on when I come stand in his cube and let one go.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Dudes asleep now.
I wonder if hes up all night, since he seems to get so much rest here.

Kinda late in the day for an old guy to be up.

Shouldn't he have gone to the early bird special at the Old Country Buffet by now?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Thats actually a good idea.
And hes so dizzy brained, he wont realize whats going on when I come stand in his cube and let one go.

Heck, you could take a dump in a potted plant and blame it on him.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Heck, you could take a dump in a potted plant and blame it on him.

hhmmm

 

[Sarcasmo]

Or a conference room.

 

[JAXvillain]

Or a conference room.

I still can't believe that happened...completely unprecedented in the nearly 7 years I've been there

 

[thrawn]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So Ive walked past the guy twice today, with no flatulence attacks.
I wonder if he had his sphincter tightened over the holidays?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

He's probably backed up.

In the next week or two he'll burst open in his cube.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

He's probably backed up.

In the next week or two he'll burst open in his cube.

That reminds me, I need to get my haz-mat suit re-certified.

 

[Sp`ange]

Ask that old guy that I haven't seen in a while.. His name was Drool_Boy. That dirty ol' hippie could prolly answer your question.

 

[Coqui]

I think after a certain age you just don't care.