Do old people have loose sphincters?

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Id like to be able to continue to do my job tho, and Im not sure a burning methane cloud would allow that.

 

[Casper]

They call them old farts for a reason.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Id like to be able to continue to do my job tho, and Im not sure a burning methane cloud would allow that.

Extra-long weekend!

 

[Sarcasmo]

Is this the half-mustache dude?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Is this the half-mustache dude?

No thats a completely different nitwit

 

[Sarcasmo]

.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Looks like he sneezed out some hair.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Huffing urinal rims again probably.

 

[tre]

Huffing urinal rims again probably.

snorting urinal cakes?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

When those flavour crystals tickle your brain it's like Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band in your head.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

maybe he had a dietary change, cuz I havent heard him rip one all day.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Maybe that's why he was gone, he had a filter installed on his exit port.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Can they do that?
The miracles of modern medicine!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Definitely.

They even have fancy units that will expel air freshener instead of odourless gas.