Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Mar 16, 2024 #3,961 Is the female version of teabagging a flapuccino?
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Mar 18, 2024 #3,962 Sheep like to drive Lamborghinis.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Mar 18, 2024 #3,963 What kind of pants should you wear while driving? Cargo pants. Reactions: fly
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Mar 19, 2024 #3,964 My labmates all hate that I deny having farted. Say I'm "gaslighting" them.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Mar 19, 2024 #3,965 How do evil geniuses keep warm? Secret layers.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Mar 19, 2024 #3,966 Reactions: tre
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Mar 20, 2024 #3,967 My friend says he can talk to vegetables. Jack and the beans talk.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Mar 20, 2024 #3,968 My friend asked me if I'd heard of the hunchback of Notre Dame. I said, "it rings a bell".
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Mar 22, 2024 #3,969 If you've never owned a telescope, it's definitely worth looking into.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Mar 22, 2024 #3,970 The suspenders were arrested for holding up a pair of pants.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Mar 25, 2024 #3,971 What's a PDF file, and why is my uncle being accused of being one? Reactions: fly
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Mar 25, 2024 #3,972 I'm in a lottery to get a new broom. It's a sweepstakes.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Mar 25, 2024 #3,973 When @AppleTurkey was pregnant, she had terrible cravings for fruit and veggies, so she sent me to the store frequently to reproduce.
When @AppleTurkey was pregnant, she had terrible cravings for fruit and veggies, so she sent me to the store frequently to reproduce.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Mar 25, 2024 #3,974 Scientists combined watermelon with cauliflower. Consumers of the new varietal were left with a sense of sadness known as meloncauli.
Scientists combined watermelon with cauliflower. Consumers of the new varietal were left with a sense of sadness known as meloncauli.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Mar 26, 2024 #3,975 Science puns make me numb. Math puns make me number.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Mar 26, 2024 #3,976 I'm trying to come up with a joke about people who don't believe the earth is round, but I'm afraid it'll fall flat.
I'm trying to come up with a joke about people who don't believe the earth is round, but I'm afraid it'll fall flat.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Mar 27, 2024 #3,977 What do you call a constipated detective? No shit Sherlock.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Mar 27, 2024 #3,978 When I went to the doctor, she told me not to eat anything fatty. I said, "what, like burgers?" She replied, "No, just don't eat anything, fatty."
When I went to the doctor, she told me not to eat anything fatty. I said, "what, like burgers?" She replied, "No, just don't eat anything, fatty."
Mean Mr. Mustard Always shouts out something obscene Sep 30, 2004 70,452 38,757 1,323 54 Uranus Marklar ₥51,351 Steam heyfubuddy Mar 27, 2024 #3,979 I’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen… I can feel it Reactions: fly and Jehannum
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Mar 28, 2024 #3,980 Netflix finally has that classic Canadian footwear documentary: It's a boot time.