Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Mar 28, 2024 #3,981 The band of potty training toddlers is called Rage Against the Latrine.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Mar 28, 2024 #3,982 Someone complimented my parking today! They left me a sweet note on my windshield that said "parking fine." Reactions: fly
Someone complimented my parking today! They left me a sweet note on my windshield that said "parking fine."
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Mar 29, 2024 #3,983 How does a programmer catch the easter bunny? With an ethernet.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Mar 29, 2024 #3,984 In communist China, Minecraft is called Ourcraft.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Apr 1, 2024 #3,985 I asked my friend Nick if I could borrow 5 cents, but alas, he was Nicholas. Reactions: fly
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Apr 1, 2024 #3,986 My son hit me with an insect-shaped cookie sheet. He bee-trayed me.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Apr 3, 2024 #3,987 The best prison for a skeleton is the rib cage.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Apr 3, 2024 #3,988 What do you call a rooster staring at some lettuce? Chicken sees a salad! Reactions: fly
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Apr 3, 2024 #3,989 I don't like cocaine jokes. But once in awhile I snort at one liners. Reactions: tre and fly
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Apr 4, 2024 #3,990 If you remove the consonants from Celine Dion, you end up with Old MacDonald Had a Farm.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Apr 4, 2024 #3,991 If you have a cow and two ducks, you've got milk and quackers.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Apr 5, 2024 #3,992 I accidentally deleted the manuscript for my book, "Ten Ways to Cure Itching". I'll have to start from scratch.
I accidentally deleted the manuscript for my book, "Ten Ways to Cure Itching". I'll have to start from scratch.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Apr 8, 2024 #3,993 The vegetable that uses the phone the most is the call-iflower
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Apr 8, 2024 #3,994 the country with the most bad singers is Singapore.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Apr 9, 2024 #3,995 Bach couldn't afford his rent, because he was baroque.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Apr 9, 2024 #3,996 I wanted to get into archery, but there were too many drawbacks.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Apr 10, 2024 #3,997 Every person who confuses correlation with causation ends up dead.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Apr 10, 2024 #3,998 The burglar who fell into the cement mixer was a hardened criminal afterwards.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Apr 10, 2024 #3,999 A new plastic is being made out of lemons and tea leaves. It's called Arnold Polymer.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,036 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Apr 11, 2024 #4,000 Why do math nerds get Halloween and Christmas confused? Because oct 31 = dec 25