Bad Jokes

[Jehannum]

Thanks for explaining how GPS works, but I think I got lost somewhere along the way.

 

[Jehannum]

Dogs tend to avoid flea markets.

 

[Jehannum]

 

[Jehannum]

What do you call a beef-loving kidney doctor who can also predict the weather?

A meaty-urologist.

 

[Jehannum]

A friend asked me to turn on the rear defroster and glared at me when I turned on the seat warmers.

 

[Jehannum]

Thinking about creating a shark grooming business and calling it Shark Cutery.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

What do you call a beef-loving kidney doctor who can also predict the weather?

A meaty-urologist.

I saw a fat lady on tv doing the weather and called her a "meatierOlogist"
I was the only one in the room that found that funny so I laffed alone

 

[Jehannum]

I saw a fat lady on tv doing the weather and called her a "meatierOlogist"
I was the only one in the room that found that funny so I laffed alone

I laughed so hard I farted.

 

[Jehannum]

I got to my toastmasters meeting the other night and I was totally unprepared.

I was speechless.

 

[ZRH]

What do you call a beef-loving kidney doctor who can also predict the weather?

A meaty-urologist.

Kidney doctors are nephrologists.

 

[fly]

Kidney doctors are nephrologists.

 

[Jehannum]

I went to a Vegan fortune teller.

He read me my carrot cards.

 

[Jehannum]

When a neutron goes into a bar, all of its drinks are no charge.

 

[Jehannum]

King Arthur had to let go of a few of his knights.

Turns out they already had a Sir Plus.

 

[Jehannum]

You spell "dark" with a "k" and not a "c" because you can't C in the dark.

 

[Jehannum]

When I was young, I wanted to play the guitar very badly.

After finally buying a guitar for myself and starting to study, I finally do play the guitar very badly.

 

[Jehannum]

I love eye jokes.

The cornea the better.

 

[Jehannum]

 

[Jehannum]

It's only my first week at the bicycle factory, but they've already made me a spokesperson.

 

[Jehannum]

Noah wouldn't let any Tyrannosaurs on the Ark, because he was afraid of ship rex.